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Woah....

Who wants them?

The hand made clay bee hive looking jar, large jar, filled with the Rarest Tastiest Honey (the bees and I came to an understanding)

a plush I made that looks just like stupid George and also smells like him

The forbidden penguins of Madagascar episode where they all go woke

A lafufu I made with love

Box of wild boar sandwich (Showie is teaching us replication magic and I made a clay box where every time you open it, it will have a Hot Wild Boar Sandwich in it). The box is beautiful.

Another one of the ocean balls but it is of a hydrothermal vent deep at the bottom of the sea with those weird white crabs

A small action figure of pickle Richard

A little imp I found hiding under my bed holding a blueberry. I have caged him.

Glue

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I want to see those penguins wokeify. 🐧

Who wants them?

The hand made clay bee hive looking jar, large jar, filled with the Rarest Tastiest Honey (the bees and I came to an understanding)

a plush I made that looks just like stupid George and also smells like him

The forbidden penguins of Madagascar episode where they all go woke

A lafufu I made with love

Box of wild boar sandwich (Showie is teaching us replication magic and I made a clay box where every time you open it, it will have a Hot Wild Boar Sandwich in it). The box is beautiful.

Another one of the ocean balls but it is of a hydrothermal vent deep at the bottom of the sea with those weird white crabs

A small action figure of pickle Richard

A little imp I found hiding under my bed holding a blueberry. I have caged him.

Glue

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Oh my... I do enjoy myself a spot of tea, and this elephantine set you've made is absolutely amazing! Would it be possible for me to have it?

My wares:

[A tea set sculpted by Kevin. The tea pot 🫖is in the shape of a wise grandmother elephant 🐘 , her spout is her trunk, her tail her handle. And the miscellaneous serving dishes are medium elephants 🐘🐘 they have a lid on their back, and the tail is the handle, and the trunk is the much smaller spout. The cups are her ELEPHANTLINGS 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 their trunks are curved as to be an extra support handle and the tail is the handle. Each of these items has little legs that hold it aloft enough for a tea light candle to be placed under it to warm your cup or teapot. The saucers and plates are mushrooms 🍄🍄🍄 with fat stems and curved tops that flatten. The saucers have a little indent for a tea light to be placed. The plates do not. The biggest mushroom, for wise grandmother elephant 🐘 to stand on, has a little button you can press to start a blue flame, magically stylized to look like water to blast her tummy to warm your tea. Kevin learned this spell from Showie, so it is safe and reliable.]

[a creepy fucking Garfield doll. Just the worst Garfield doll ever.]

[Spiced Apple Cider (hard) made by Kevin]

[Apple cider vinegar made by Kevin]

[a giraffe carved from wood]

[a beautiful leather bag. Kevin did a lot of leather working on it and it's beautiful and intricate but also sturdy. There are protective symbols embroidered into the leather.]

[An egg that looks and feels like a completely normal egg but when you throw it on the ground it just splats flat and then slowly reforms. Like that one pig.]

[Horrible little dolls of the jersey shore cast]

[a DVD from a different universe. It claims to be Scooby Doo and the Big Secret]

[bucket of pretty, cleaned snail shells]

[a miniature version of Party Afton. He's tied down to his sandpit (which in enchanted to not spill out) so he cannot escape his enclosure. If you listen closely you can hear him yelling angry things.]

[a spice rack of seasonings hand collected by Kevin from across this earth, and others. They are beautiful and rare, and delicious. The spice rack is hand carved from gorgeous wood, and the bottles are beautiful- they shine with rainbows when they catch the light]

[Wooden Hog. Carved.]

[An orb to sit on a coffee table. Within is a point in the ocean, part of a coral reef, but shrunken to a fraction of the size. Fishes 🐠🐟 swim through it, also shrunken down. This is made with Showie magic that Kevin has learned. The fish do not notice that they have entered your orb, and when they exit the bounds of it they return to the ocean like nothing happened. Water flows as normal. A little piece of the sea in your living room. The glass is enchanted never to break, even if your coffee table does. There's a carved wooden stand stylized like waves to keep it in place.]

[cool rocks she found around during her travels. They are spread out around a table.]

They are all in the arena field!!! I have them on tables. Also here is a feast of wild boar 🐗 and nutritious plants I have collected under Showies guidance. Delicious bread! Tasty dishes!!

Showie said I should set up a little Show Case, because I have made many of these items with magic I am learning, and she says I should be proud. So this is like a little market, except for it's for free, and I feed you.

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I would adore this painting! I shall hang it here.

I am so talented. I am coming around to each of your homes with my wares

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@shshshshshowrunner

Would you care for a Movie Night? Please feel free to bring companions of your own :)

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Okay!

@the-narrators-blog i need to show you something.... As soon as possible.....

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You could try and hang out. See what I have to offer as a friend.

I could drop a list that would create drama but i will not

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o_o

I could drop a list that would create drama but i will not

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i do the old person hands behind back contemplative walk all the time its addicting

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i am not arguing with a man with curly hair. whatever you say babygirl

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... would you like to talk? it's strange to love mortals. it's strange to become like them.

Scared of my insides

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Look man. I know we don't get along. We've been butting heads from day one

But. You're a good friend to showie when she needs one, and i can't say how important that is. I appreciate what you do for her.

You're a good guy.

⬆️🔫

Ah. Thank you.

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So true!

amazing day so far

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"Thank you, Showrunner." he says, smiling slightly. "I'm happy with where I've come to."

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[Showie hesitanly knocks on the door to Stanley and the Narrator's apartment. She's wearing the showrunning cloak, hood up and covering her face in deep shadow.]

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"The blueprints... he wasn't supposed to be alive. But I made him alive. And then I tried to make him happy. He didn't... it took-- it's hard to live in the Parable. But... my story lets him out. He is happy. I made-- I made the memory zone.

I-- I feel like I did well."

[Outloud]

[Showie hesitanly knocks on the door to Stanley and the Narrator's apartment. She's wearing the showrunning cloak, hood up and covering her face in deep shadow.]

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He opens the door to the skybox and takes a seat.

"I care a lot about Stanley. It was... the decision to give him some life was perhaps... quick. But it is one I took, and take, very seriously."

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[Showie hesitanly knocks on the door to Stanley and the Narrator's apartment. She's wearing the showrunning cloak, hood up and covering her face in deep shadow.]

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He looks at her in a moment of shock.

"Very much so. I do everything I can to make him feel safe and loved. If I had my way-- I want him to be happy."

[Outloud]

[Showie hesitanly knocks on the door to Stanley and the Narrator's apartment. She's wearing the showrunning cloak, hood up and covering her face in deep shadow.]