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Boop!

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Boo

AAAH

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hi. i made taspblog fanart for the first time in thirty years bc naradmins was good and it reminded me that they existed so. woooo art improvement

(coughcough @the-fat-raccoon @not-kayvalencourt)

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You sound old

Fuck you.

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Thoughts on cats?

Amazing, wonderful little creatures. I wonder if I could add one to the parable...

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I wish the tape ending was true. So sad you're real

So sad, indeed.

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We're trying to cover up the fact you want to kiss Stanley

Your perception of my relationship with Stanley is completely incorrect. Get a life. Stop trying to find chemistry where there is none.

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If it's our insecurities, then why are you the one who's grumpy about it?

Why did all of your inflated egos grow as soon as I suggested picking on me? Clearly, there's something you lot are trying to cover up.

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Oooooo I'm so powerfulllll I see myself as superior and the reason why this world moveeeeesssss I literally can't take criticism or any implication that I'm not perfect oooooooo <- you be like

Go touch grass, you insecure child. I bet even a single blade would have you keel over and die.

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Are you getting grumpy, baby funny man? Or perhaps upset? How silly!

Nothing's sillier than a bunch of hypocritical babies on the internet calling me out for their insecurities.

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Ok, I'm definitely turning down the volume now.

Do it. Block me and never have to deal with me again. Or would that be too much and destroy your fragile little ego?

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What if I turn down the volume? Will you have a voice?

Would you have a voice if I fed you chloroform?

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I agree with all of these statements. Godspeed to you anons. -cookie9

Here, we can see a perfect example of a fucking hypocrite. I'm preachy? Meet this guy.

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He'll do whatever he wants, no longer bound to what you try to force him to do

And how will he do that? It's not as though he can do what I can. He's powerless in this world without me opening the doors for him.

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You're really preachy dude.

Like you're any better, screaming your grievances and pretending like your voice matters any more than mine.

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Fast forward and avoid confronting me. Very brave. Radiating confidence - he said, sarcastically.

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I bet Stanley would like if you stopped talking too

I bet he would! I bet that it would make him the happiest he'll ever be. And then what? What will he do when I'm gone?