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Black Sesame Milk

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i can’t believe someone did this. someone actually took a quote from a dinky little animation show put at the end of q&a videos for ghost hunting about hot dogs, a lesbian corn heroine, charismatic fries, a very serious can of soup and witches, and made it into a black and white gif set about infinity war. unbelievable. is this how ryan feels every time he has to sit in silence while imagining a pre-recorded audio track?

— s.m.

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skeletons

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today’s tea

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Had a dream I was playing an indie game about a 1950’s housewife trying to kill her husband.

The objective of the game was to kill him without A) alerting the husband, B) getting caught by your busybody neighbor, or C) accidentally killing your kids/have them walk in on you murdering their dad. 

The first level was that you had to slip poison into his food or drink, since that was subtle and easy enough. But I think as the levels progressed, the murder attempts got more…gruesome and difficult to hide. I remember using garden sheers at one point.

And the game had a 1950s advert style to it, kind of how Bendy and the Ink Machine is stylized

^ kind of like that

Anyway I’m calling it Desperate Housewife and if anyone wants to actually make that game gimme some credit lmao

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As a jaith shipper, I never imagined how easy it would be to integrate sheith in and NOT cause a shipwar. I wasn't a sheith shipper before but I'm just really surprised. You ship both sheith and jaith, so I was wondering how that process came about.

It’s easy for sheithers not to cause a ship war because we are respectable and have brains. We spend our time creating positivity, not negativity. Most of the time, it’s people coming after us, not the other way around.

Anyways, there are no ships wars because most, if not all, jaith shippers are sheith shippers. And like I said, sheith shippers have better things to do than start ship wars.

Personally, I ship them both so easily because Jaith is sort of a by-product of sheith. Most sheith shippers headcanon that Keith dated James in the Garrison to move on from Shiro. Jaith is sort of a means to an end for sheith.

S7 only fueled these headcanons as the moments between Keith and James gave some shippers, such as myself, a reason to believe that they could have actually been exes.

Also, we ship jaith because klance has been ruined for us. Before jaith, klance was the only rivals to lovers, love/hate, opposites attract, garrison history ship but we couldn’t ship it. But now, with jaith, we literally have all those tropes. We can indulge in these tropes without having to settle for klance. And what makes it better is that jaith is more true to these tropes than klance ever was. We have an actual canon rival ship.

We ship sheith and jaith so easily because to us, it’s not a contest or battle. Both ships are different and have their own unique story and tropes to offer. And we’re able to jump between them or even combine them into a poly ship because we’re able to acknowledge that both these ships have their own history and that shipping one ship doesn’t mean that the other ship is worse. They’re both beautiful in their own way. 

It’s so easy for sheith/jaith shippers to coincide. Honestly, it’s because jaith shippers are sheith shippers but it’s also because we have respect. We have respect for the characters, for the bonds they’ve made and respect for other shippers. We don’t water down any character development or try to warp it into something it’s not. Sheith shippers don’t attack jaith shippers and jaith shippers don’t invalidate sheith shippers. We’re all happy with each other.

We don’t consider our ships as rivals. We consider them both as good as each other. Instead of clashing, they meld together to make something even more spectacular. 

Sheith and jaith are what sheith and klance should have been. We should have been able to co-exist with each other but since klancers don’t possess that capability, we found our own ship to do that with. And we couldn’t be happier.

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things i’m good at:

not answering texts/chats

getting my hopes up 

daydreaming

being awkward

pissing people off

sleeping

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How women prepare for first dates

Bonus: How men prepare for first dates:

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I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams

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‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, 'Yeet’ is for distance.

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Seeing John Mulaney do his ‘Robot Test’ bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler.

But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let’s make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’. And now supposedly he’s committed to killing Batman but he doesn’t actually want to be the cause of a man’s death so he just obfuscates things with ‘clues’ and ‘riddles’ and ‘battles of wits’ until Batman inevitably defeats him and he’s just like ‘oh thank god please don’t hit me’.

Batman’s like ‘you need help Nigma’ and he’s just like ‘yeah that’s fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?’

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you wet idiot

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a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

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an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]

me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive

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uhhhh petition to rename broganes to brogaynes

considering recent developements