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BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

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hey did you know that ummmm all the leaves are br(ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN)own and the sky is grey (AND THE SKY IS GREY)

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i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

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i cant believe that ‘im such a top i’ve never submitted to anything, ESPECIALLY not stoplights’ is a real canon sentiment expressed by a real canon death note character

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sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

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being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

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my dream house (with a lighthouse!!!) is currently for sale on an island outside sweden. someone paypal me $600 000

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Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

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Yaaaaas 😍

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sometimes i think about how constellations are an entirely man-made construct and don’t actually exhist inherently in nature. i mean, the universe just gave us stars, and we saw art and myths and stories in them. the capacity that humans have for seeing purpose in the incidental makes me realize just how lonely we are on this planet, desperately searching for meaning elsewhere in the universe.

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Merlin: I got thrown in the stocks today. Again.

Gaius, sighing: What did you do this time?

Merlin: In the throne room, Uther pointed his sword at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this sword".

Merlin: So I asked which end.

Gaius:

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Funny how all these voting machine “glitches” always benefit republicans….

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thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

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Roommates making fun of me bc I tried to pick up my cat and she went slack so I couldn't, and I scolded "you turn back into a solid right this instant"