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Envious of your capability to not make content.

Well you know what?

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BAM neutralized

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BAM now this entire thing is a net positive in new contents.

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bees sack

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New new content!?

It's new content but newer new content its newer, like newer new new, new... er....

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Just a reminder that the ARG aspect of the new content is limited.

Say goodbye soon!

Hope you can solve it before then.

(Relatively simple and tbh has no satisfying ending, it's my first time, i'm sorry.)

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Where did he come from,

Where did he go?

Why the fuck is he back!?

NEW NEW CONTENT STARTING TOMORROW

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Are you just going insane

Slowly and steadily!

Especially since they just killed one of my colleagues in front of me!

Jameson was my friend, derrick...

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Bring. Jameson. Back

He's gone. I told you.

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bring Jameson back

He's gone.

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IF IT DOESN'T MATTER, DERRICK, THEN WHAT'S STOPPING ME FROM ADDING AS MUCH AS I WANT!?

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Jameson has been kicked from the Rockensan Terminal.

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No, I’m telling you there was TWO NEW CONTENTS YESTERDAY, THAT IS A PROBLE-

Oh I’m live.

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