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Make sure to take good care of your poke partner

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gay, straight, whatever. we all want someone to take us to the aquarium.

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Bunjy, do you have any fun/cursed facts about sturgeon? They are my favourite fish

sturgeon are probably responsible for most of history’s “lake monster” sightings around the world! these giant fish do sometimes cruise around just under the surface, and from a distance their primordially scaly spines can look like some kind of fantastical serpent, or something. 

“STAY OUT OF THE WATER”

these freshwater fish are generally huge, sure, but some individuals have been recorded as north of 20 feet long, which is frankly ridiculous.

add that to the fact that a single sturgeon can live for more than a century and you’ve got a lake-monster hypothesis!

(or sometimes “jesus christ how did a shark get into the Great Lakes?”)

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No one warned me that coming into your own also includes grieving the life you were conditioned to believe you wanted.

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turtle school

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Are you looking for some food to buy?

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munchlax is pretty hot

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remember that time that all the unova gym leaders gathered to take down team plasma with their pokemon and brycen opted for hand to hand combat instead

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the rose I grew for you.

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tom nook coming over to my house for a nice cup of tea and being unable to tear his eyes away from the mona lisa with eyebrows i got from his wretched ex husband who he never formalised a divorce with

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team rocket when the true plans of the big bads they work with during the movies are revealed

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non-lip kisses are my absolute favorite. absentmindedly kissing the back of someone’s palm as you hold hands. chaste forehead kisses and brushes against their cheek. silly boops on the nose. kissing fluttering eyelashes. neck kisses that barely touch skin but are no less passionate. kisses on collar bones or exposed tummies. sloppy kisses at the corners of someone’s mouth. kissing each and every fingertip with a delicate touch.

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I’ve gone and done it. I’ve monetized my comic that everybody used to rip off. Buy these shirts and you’ll not only become an instant fashion icon, but you’ll also be supporting me, an insanely hot artist.