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if when I’m older I don’t end up living in an apartment in a big city with a group of my closest friends and we don’t get ourselves into comically awkward situations and spend every day hanging out and making memories together I will be very disappointed because every sitcom ever will have misguided me

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child: daddy!!!

me: don't say that

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*wakes up from a coma* WHAT ARE THE NEW MEMES. WHAT MEMES DID I MISS

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sex for the first time

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i remember in 5th grade when big tests would happen i’d memorize movies at home so when i was done with the test i can just watch a movie in my head and i remember after 1 test and everyone was reading a book or taking a nap i would be staring at the wall watching twilight for 30 minutes

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i’m going to go ahead and pretend you guys have missed seeing me on your dash

anyway i’ll be posting my last 10 posts today because i’m sick of taking forever to transition into my new blog.

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why do teenage white girls want to be mentally ill so bad

“i overthink things so im self diagnosed w/ anxiety” lmao fuck off

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I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.

I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”

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Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…

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REBLOG IF YOU USED TUMBLR IN 2011 - 2013

If so, you knew how turnt Tumblr use to be

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When someone starts supporting all different types of sexual orientations and genders

when they start trashing straight cis white people

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if you dont believe in god thats fine but when extremely horrible things have happened and people are praying for the lost souls of children, it is not the time to speak up. it is not just “stating your opinion” it’s being an asshole

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

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I’m sorry but this made my whole day

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naming your kids after constellations is literally so much cooler than naming your kids after dead people tbh harry should’ve continued on the glorious black family tradition