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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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Lots of cute girls are into Rolemaster these days

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They should make bras particular for pillowy bitches so the tits are as pillowy as they can be. Gender neutral. give the fat pecs a little shape the recent top surg chests a little umph. The itty bitty titty committee may choose something soft and formless or glorified breastforms everybody deserves to be motorboated.

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

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asking you what ur favorite animal is on our date at the zoo so i can leap into the enclosure and fight it to earn ur respect and admiration

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!

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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!

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First carriage ride of the year 🐶🌼

For anyone new, Holly Mop is a rescue dog who spent the first few years of her life in a cage. When we first got her she was terrified of being outside and would become ill with stress when we tried to take her on walks. We got her a stroller to see if that would help and it became her favorite thing. Three years later she’s able to walk on leash in quiet spaces, but still loves the elevated view from her carriage.

The flowers are left over from renfaire last year:

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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does anyone know if we have transmasc and transfem love and friendship today

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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish