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the thing abt npd and the stigma around it is when people talk about a "narcissist" theyre often not using it as a nonclinical term or to refer to people with narc traits. theyre using it to signal some sort of boogeyman, some sort of inherently evil person that is to blame for everything bad ever. which . i dont think i should have to explain why thats bad right

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A wizard that regularly breaks into the gem shop where magical gemstones are cut from rough stone into their more commonly known sparkly faceted shapes - but he doesn't steal any of them. He sweeps the floor. Bags the stone crumbs and shards and dust he sweeps up. Breaks out again. The goblins who run the gem shop never bother to investigate why the floor just cleans up on its own, they assume that they've got a house elf or something.

So the wizard takes the shards and all, and grinds them all into evenly sized teeny tiny crumbs, and mixes them all together. The magic gemstone chips and crumbs become something new: magic pocket sand. Nobody knows what it'll do to you if he throws it at you. Least of all him.

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its been about 6 months

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gay people are allowed to have weird friendships it’s kind of our thing

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cats acting like they despise you when you go to pet them for emotional comfort and then acting like you have to pet them Right Now or they’ll Die when you’re focusing on something 😭

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make an awesome comic that kills everyone day

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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Has anyone done this one yet

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Here's a key part of the transfemme experience that is very overlooked: when you don't pass, people don't actually see you as a man, or treat you like a man.

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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you want me to get my real estate licence? the very thing that almost got jonathan harker killed???

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have we all seen the pnf funko pops yet. theyre so ugly i love them