the-olympus-assassin

[the-olympus-assassin]

hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

[the-olympus-assassin]

That's a terrible way to run a business

Hi there! I’m Mitch! Do you want to buy some strawberries? It’s nice to meet you—

The blood drains from her face when she looks up from her clipboard and takes in the shadowy figure.

Sorry—I’ve got a doctor’s appointment, I should really be heading to that…

—the team at @delphistrawberryserviceofficial

How much do these strawberries of yours cost? He asks emotionlessly

[the-olympus-assassin]

I am not a tool used for entertainment. I am a weapon for eliminating targets

an you hunt me down but not actually kill me im just bored and want the thrill

@thathypnoskid

Why?

[the-olympus-assassin]

He fishes 10 drachmas from his cloak

10 for a pie did you say?

Hi there! I’m Mitch! Do you want to buy some strawberries? It’s nice to meet you—

The blood drains from her face when she looks up from her clipboard and takes in the shadowy figure.

Sorry—I’ve got a doctor’s appointment, I should really be heading to that…

—the team at @delphistrawberryserviceofficial

How much do these strawberries of yours cost? He asks emotionlessly

[the-olympus-assassin]

an you hunt me down but not actually kill me im just bored and want the thrill

@thathypnoskid

Why?

[the-olympus-assassin]

Hi there! I’m Mitch! Do you want to buy some strawberries? It’s nice to meet you—

The blood drains from her face when she looks up from her clipboard and takes in the shadowy figure.

Sorry—I’ve got a doctor’s appointment, I should really be heading to that…

—the team at @delphistrawberryserviceofficial

How much do these strawberries of yours cost? He asks emotionlessly

[the-olympus-assassin]

Demigods used to be respectful. In the ancient times

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[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

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[the-olympus-assassin]

Like I said, when demigods were still respectful

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[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

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[the-olympus-assassin]

He shrugs I've been living since the times when demigods were respectful

IMMA RECYCLE A MEME

【OOC POST】 fuck yall mfs who voted for all of the above for my 100 followers poll

[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

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[the-olympus-assassin]

I'm not planning to kill you. It would be pointless, I wouldn't get paid

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【OOC POST】 fuck yall mfs who voted for all of the above for my 100 followers poll

[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

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[the-olympus-assassin]

He unsheathes his katana

My usual techniques involve the use of my katana

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[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

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[the-olympus-assassin]

No? I don't poison people. That's a cowards technique

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[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

ASK TO JOINNNNNNNNNN PLS I BEG I BEG I GRRRR CAPITALISM

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[the-olympus-assassin]

Ghost, Son of Hades, Champion of Ares and Olympic assassin

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【OOC POST】 fuck yall mfs who voted for all of the above for my 100 followers poll

[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

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[the-olympus-assassin]

He shrugs perhaps

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【OOC POST】 fuck yall mfs who voted for all of the above for my 100 followers poll

[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

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[the-olympus-assassin]

Toxins don't always make you feel sick. They just attack your immune system

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【OOC POST】 fuck yall mfs who voted for all of the above for my 100 followers poll

[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

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[the-olympus-assassin]

I'm pretty confident there are some toxins in it

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[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

ASK TO JOINNNNNNNNNN PLS I BEG I BEG I GRRRR CAPITALISM

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[the-olympus-assassin]

Is it edible? Because I say that's completely bullshit

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【OOC POST】 fuck yall mfs who voted for all of the above for my 100 followers poll

[notice how those three images are all not related? Very demure, very mindful, very considerate] Name-Ash (From Pokemon)

Age-ugh sweet 16 but it’s sour and I’m lactose intolerant

Gender-Confused just use he/him or she/her

Sexuality-Doubting

Relationship Status- why date when you can watch Netflix and cry

Personality-

augh i cope with humour, dry ass humour with a sort of dead look in my eyes as I judge you with all of scathing as a grandma. Also my personalities can split into irl and talk to me. Fucking annoying 🙄

Sofia the First is healin meh

Lore-

drugs and sugar (for legal reasons the first part was a JOKE)

FUN FACTS [guess which ones are same as mod]

-I can’t taste sourness coz I killed all my tastebuds with sour toxic waste candy

-I can’t smile coz I’ll look

a) like a psychopath

b) suicidal

c) sarcastic

-I eat Vaseline

-I learnt how to dislocate my thumb and every second I’m fighting the urge to dislocate said thumb

PERSONALITIES

basically they’re all ‘me’ but just stronger personifications of said emotions and views. They can physically split off from me and give me a lecture.

we have *drum rolls*

Hayden [my bitchiness and rage]

Lola [my entire empathy and peace]

Anneliese [my depression]

Milo [time to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂>

Sera [my common sense]

they form ME ✨😔👏🫵🫶🤡😍

My friends-

@if-chaos-was-a-boy [dumbshit]

@emoti0nally-dead [emo who from whoville]

@m0therfxckers-but-not-rlly [5 bastards]

@fxxk-around-and-fxxd-out [probably a girl kisser]

@never-been-in-love [shark boy]

ASK TO JOINNNNNNNNNN PLS I BEG I BEG I GRRRR CAPITALISM

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