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Thought my gf cheated on me again so I messed around with her gay brother, but it turns out it really *was* just her cousin that she was spending time with, so now I’m kinda feeling guilty and confused

Is this how a priest in a confessional booth feels… ten hail marys

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tangled gave us so much, but mostly it gave us the beautiful and intense love of a horse and the man he is chasing in order to imprison

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I feel bad because I don’t do something, I do the thing, I start feeling bad a couple hours later

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can we get some big cheers for women faggots!

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR WOMEN FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!

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ABRAHAM Lincoln more like GAYBRAHAM lincoln

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Mama we all go to hell

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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let's be spiky with mama

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terfs cannot be touching my fucking meowth posting when hes literally played by a trans woman okay like hes off limits. i know that cat dabbles a little in they/them and she/her

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*through clenched teeth* writing is fun, and i like to do it

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“oh yeah you should watch this show! its on-” it doesnt matter. it is on the little site in my computer. for free

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We can refer to anything that doesn’t require horses to work as being horseless. The horseless carriage. The horseless pencil. The horseless laptop. The Horseless Large Hadron Collider.

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Found that over at mastodon

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You could not make me immortal because even if I faked my own death and left I would not be able to stop using ao3. Ao3 going back 100 years with 5k fics or something

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linda muchachita ⟡