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hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

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gerard sketch

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Transmasc philosophers be like he/hmmmm

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in the bed straight up snorking it. and by 'it' let's just say. haha. mimimimimimimimimimimimi

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Had a dream that tumblr came up with a new creature called Greachur and it looked like this

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“i’m thinking logically” and then it’s just cutting out empathy and emotional intelligence

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sending immaculate energy your way :) sending pleasant energy DIRECTLY at you :) sending 5,000 dollars INTO your bank account :)

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Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

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didn’t miss the social cue i ignored it cos it was fucking stupid

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it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again

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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

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