the-only-decent-suitor-here

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

*blows up pancakes with mind*

My heckin pancakes-

[i have died frfr but depression and alters that dont know rp happens-]

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

good luck and look out for any spears or smth ‼️🙏

To the bunker!!

When did we- ok then-

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

also technically today was the day Ody returned so say goodbye to your … frenemies again???

Damn I dont wanna die again i have a fiancé to marry!!- Asakiiiii-

Fineeeee

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

happy death day bro

Wait what- Asakiiiiii-

No.

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

I dont want to exert youuuu you do so much for me alreadyyyy he leans on her, hugging her tightly

“Yo what did I miss??”

@pomegranatesandskulls (ten million things because why are my notifs blowing up… /silly)

Your soon to be husband is sick and wanting to murder whose trying to make a move on you-

Wifeyyyyyyyy

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

Honeyyyyyyy- Im dyingggggg-

It's just a cold- I think-

“Yo what did I miss??”

@pomegranatesandskulls (ten million things because why are my notifs blowing up… /silly)

Your soon to be husband is sick and wanting to murder whose trying to make a move on you-

Wifeyyyyyyyy

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

“Yo what did I miss??”

@pomegranatesandskulls (ten million things because why are my notifs blowing up… /silly)

Your soon to be husband is sick and wanting to murder whose trying to make a move on you-

Wifeyyyyyyyy

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

sickly metaphorically and literally ig

HEY AMPHI DO IT DO IT DO IT

Hes doing it and at least Izzy loves that maniac.

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

YAY MARRIAGE!!

MARRIAGE!!

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

I wanna watch him go on a rampage cause it’ll be funny !!! >:)

Dont enable him hes already sickly delusional-

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

NO SPEAR??—DO I NEED TO GET IZZY FOR HIM SO HE DOESNT GO ON A RAMPAGE-

Maybe- baba than will have a field day-

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

while you’re sick is lowkey dedication. HAVE FUN-

Apollo

Hes a determined fucker- Amphi- Amphi nononono no spear!

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

Lowkey dgaf anyways your gonna get side effects in a minute. Find your fianceé who is currently getting flirted on for no reason bro lol

- Apollo

Shes getting what?! Izzy honey im on the way!!

Simp.

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

Oh. Fair enough. But why would I do such a thi-

*proceeds to shoot Amphi with a fever arrow*

- Apollo

Ayo wtf-

Aye stop messing with my human!! This is why Grampy Hades doesn't invite you to the underworld

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

*slowly turns to amphi* What if I make YOU sick

- apollo

Then I will tough it out like I'm not sick!

He will be overdramatic and will cry.

Shut

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

Wyd hypothetically if your fiance is sick

- Apollo

Take care of her of course! If i get sick it was worth it.

Social distance mofo 6ft away.

[the-only-decent-suitor-here]

never beating the simp allegations

I am a proud simp for my darling Izzy.

I would gag but I do have a boyfriend that I love just as much so- I am a slight Hypocrite