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Who makes the captions at Watcher and can I buy them a Christmas present? These feel like an inside joke that only us deaf, hard-of-hearing and auditory processing disordered folks are privy to. 

We’re so often forgotten about or overlooked on YouTube; made to put up with shitty auto-generated captions (comparable to trying to have a conversation with Ryan’s spirit box) or reliant on other fans to make them for us. Someone puts effort into these not only being accurate, but funny, and I love them for it. 

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“Everybody wants a happy ending. Right? But it doesn’t always roll that way. Maybe this time. I’m hoping if you play this back, it’s in celebration. I hope families are reunited, I hope we get it back and something like a normal version of the planet has been restored, if there ever was such a thing. God, what a world. Universe, now. If you told me ten years ago that we weren’t alone, let alone, you know, to this extent, I mean, I wouldn’t have been surprised, but come on. The epic forces of dark and light that have come in to play. And for better or worse, that’s the reality Morgan’s gonna have to find a way to grow up in. So I thought I better record a little greeting, in the case of an untimely death, on my part. I mean, not that death at any time isn’t untimely. This time travel thing we’re gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it’s got me scratching my head about the survivability of it all. Then again that’s the hero gig. Part of the journey is the end…”

- HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM DAILYMARVELSTUDIOS

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HAWKEYE (2021) 1.06 | So This Is Christmas

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Look, if I walk in on one of my best friends:

A) With a coworker after hours,

B) In front of a camera I don't know isn't on

C) Tied up with his tits prominently displayed and

D) A fuckin mchuge bottle of lotion at the ready

I'm getting the fuck out of there ASAP too. Good luck and godspeed on your extramarital affair, excuse me while I sail into the sunset on the S.S. Plausible Deniability.

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So i didn‘t draw for years and i know it‘s not the best but since the Season is over, i thought i can post it now.

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You know, one of the funniest things about the MCU is the fact that they continually portray Clint Barton to be this slick, cunning, ruthless, master assassin. When in actual fact the clint Barton that I know and love does things like:

Pretends to be an idiot so he doesn’t have to think too hard.

Is a walking puddle of depression and sass.

Has a lot of money but would rather live in a shitty apartment complex than find something nicer, because effort.

Has legitimately made the winter soldier go on a chocolate milk run, and when Bucky returns with water Clint pouts about it.

Watches dog cops and great British bake-off for fun.

Has been described as being ‘appalling’ at undercover work. By Natasha Romanoff herself no less.

Once caused a road traffic accident because he’d wanted to destroy the wheel chair he’d been in for months.

Falls off of things frequently.

While fighting a bunch of little girl assassins in the red room said, “if they brake down this door I don’t know what I’m going to do, cry probably.”

Has tricked the worlds grumpiest super soldier into being his friend.

Has a bit of a crush on captain America.

REALLY likes petting dogs.

Once decided it was easier to cut the tangles out of the wires behind his TV.

Still calls his ex wife to ask how to spell things.

Refers to Natasha as “the work wife”.

Is deaf but would rather ignore you than put his hearing aids in.

Plugs his ears and shouts “ahhhhh no spoilers, shut up.” When Peter Parker almost spoils the end of dog cops for him.

Has had his teenage ward take off with his dog and instead of getting mad about it he lets her take him because he thinks he deserves it.

Once told Bucky that he is the way he is for attention.

Met a girl who had taken up the mantle of Hawkeye and basically just said “hey let’s both be Hawkeye”.

Is a general mess.

It just makes me laugh that in the films Clint is this smooth, wise cracking assassin who took the black widow under his wing and is one of shields most revered agents. Meanwhile comic book Clint sips coffee straight from the pot and is never not covered in bandages.

And I’ve got to say I love Renner but comicbook Clint Barton will always be my favourite superhero.

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doodle😜

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Hawkeye in a nutshell.

-The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl #7

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west coast avengers v3 001- on sale august 22, 2018

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Nothing but respect for MY Clint Barton aka Hawkeye

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let me go.

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“Y’know… Other Hawkeye gave me his card once. Back during his first West Coast Avengers stint. So when I finally use it? Number goes to a laundromat.” “Oof– classic Clint.“

Kate Bishop in Season’s Beatings (2018)

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Kate Bishop in West Coast Avengers #1 (2018)

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Kate Bishop signing in West Coast Avengers #7

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Hawkeye + Hawkeye

For @residentdeadpool!

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clint barton & kate bishop in “hawkeye (2012) issue 22” © 2015