the-penguinspy
the-penguinspy
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Penguin. just here for fun :) [AO3] | writing tag
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the-penguinspy · 5 hours ago
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14 Wind Turbines Aligned In A Row In Nevada
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the-penguinspy · 9 hours ago
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the-penguinspy · 13 hours ago
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actually complete bullshit that you can get so excited for something you start getting scared. what tigers are we trying to run from bro
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the-penguinspy · 17 hours ago
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alright gamers tell me: what’s the game that’s the equivalent of a weighted blanket for you. it’s not necessarily a good game or a fun game but a game that gives you a sense of peace and warmth
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the-penguinspy · 21 hours ago
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gotham driving must be so crazy imagine getting cut off in traffic by the batmobile
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the-penguinspy · 1 day ago
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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the-penguinspy · 1 day ago
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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
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the-penguinspy · 1 day ago
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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person
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the-penguinspy · 2 days ago
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Courage, Anxiety and Despair: Watching the Battle, ca. 1850. 
James Sant (British, 1820–1916)
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the-penguinspy · 2 days ago
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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.
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the-penguinspy · 2 days ago
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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
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the-penguinspy · 2 days ago
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[said very pleasantly] i see you have mischaracterised my blorbo. that's okay. that's fine. everyone interprets things differently. i'm exploding you in my mind with the power of 9754685 suns btw
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the-penguinspy · 2 days ago
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Sketchbook deleted my drawing so here’s my last process shot!
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the-penguinspy · 3 days ago
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the-penguinspy · 3 days ago
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[tries to tell you to "avert your eyes" while i get undressed but i misspeak and tell you to "invert your eyes" instead so you gouge them out oedipus style right in front of me]
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the-penguinspy · 3 days ago
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the-penguinspy · 3 days ago
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On Friendship.
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