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#pepper potts was always a superhero

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Me: *thinks that Tony Stark might actually survive endgame*

Doctor Strange:

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fuck this pandemic i couldve ruined 2020 on my own

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iconic

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Everything about this snl skit absolutely slaughters me. The flawless directing, the acting, the music. God the fact that every shot looks like it came from the poignant ending scene in Arrival fuckign murders me

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february lasted 8 years but march is already half over even though it started 3 days ago

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sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

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i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes

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sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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Listen, in this universe, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. [insp.]

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NOTHING is funnier to me than the fact that Dumbledore literally designed the PERFECT protection for the Philosopher’s Stone but still let the McGonagall enchant a giant chess set and Snape make a Legend of Zelda puzzle purely for the DRAMA of it all. And y'all say Dumbledore wasn’t ever visibly gay.

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someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

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very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

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