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Mr Hendricks in Sex Education Season 2

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To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

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reblog if you’d buy a shane x jeffree star eyeshadow palette

i’d be the first to buy it

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I don’t know Shane Dawson personally but I trust him with my life

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THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

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So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring

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can’t stop loving

medieval art

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Mamma Mia! 3 Titles Suggestions

Dancing Goat

Goat Eyes

My Love My Goat

Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Goat after Midnight)

Why Does It Have to be Goat?

Lay All Your Goats on Me

My, My, How Can I Resist Goat?

The Name of the Goat

The Goat Takes It All

Take a Chance on a Goat

Honey Goatie

I Have a Goat

Knowing Me Knowing Goat

When I Kissed the Goat

Goat

Slipping through my Goats

The Goat before You Came

One of Goats

What a Crazy Goat

Does your Goat Know?

Thank You for the Goat

Like a Goat Passing through My Room

I Let the Goat Speak

The Night is Young and the Goat’s High

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In other words:

I would love to know what happened to that goat, Bill!

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That moment when Bill and Harry arrived at the island with boats of people, and doing the iconic “I’m flying” Titanic pose all while Dancing Queen starts will never not make my heart leap with joy.

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agent: hey colin how would you like to be in this movie?

colin firth: am i going to get wet again?

agent: what? no you don’t ha-

colin firth, already chest deep in a lake: fine, if you insist i’ll do it

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S1:E5 Camp Rules

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passing a group of men in public:

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a guide to the white girl's "sexy" dance

sway hips in a figure 8 motion

do this while bending the knees into a squat position

come back up

raise arms above head

look at armpit seductively

put hands in hair

don’t pay attention to the beat

at all

this is your dancefloor

you rule the school, Megan

swing those hips, you sexy bitch