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You ever just have your default clothes pop back on the moment you take them off? xD

Like you have no clothing options in the game just yet :b

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Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

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The great creacher balancing act (2025)

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Sometimes I think about how a significant chunk of American political discourse and online political discourse in general over the past 10 years has been dedicated to pretending this tweet was not true or was never actually posted

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Have you tried non moldy chocolate?

Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?

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Ate moldy chocolate. What’s next for my career?

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m1=61.0 m2=115.9 m3=46.3 (solar masses) v1x=-0.723 v1y=1.221 v2x=1.2 v2y=-6.525 v3x=-6.212 v3y=0.483 (km/s) x1=5.0 y1=18.0 x2=-23.0 y2=11.0 x3=-22.0 y3=-25.0 (AU from center) Music: Liebestraum – Liszt

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this image came to me in a dream

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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we are so back

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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can you watch her while i go smoke

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