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Shitposts From a Phyrexian
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A blog about MTG, Phyrexia, and science. Might discuss philosophy.
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Capitalism really will disable you all by its own hands and not only leave you to die but choke the money out of you and your loved ones that you need to survive. If I die, I died by capitalism.
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Hey!!!! I'm back from the mental hospital.
I had my brother post about me needing help a few days ago but did not get any donations and he also didn't post everything I said but whatever.
Thankfully the hospital I was at arranged a ride home, but it was 45 minutes and I am so queasy idk what to do except sob. I have no food to eat, I have my meds because they discharged me with them but no food to take them with, I'm starving.
Other than that. I have a bill coming up very soon, and I have an overdue bill for my phone which I need to get information about my appointments so I need to get it turned back on ASAP.
Phone bill 158 Other bill 119 Food idk whatever, 80 gets me an instacart order.
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Two stunning winners ✨️
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This is who Diaper Donald appointed to be the next US ambassador to Malaysia.
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Is your name part of a gendered "pair" of names
(for instance, something like Alexander or Alexandra, John or Jane/Joan, Oliver or Olivia, and so on)
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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”
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July 14, 2020 - Anti-government protesters chase riot police through the streets of Paris on Quatorze Juillet. [video]/[video]
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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist
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Concept: Baba Yaga house walking around on chicken legs, being followed by one of those plastic Fisher-Price play houses on baby chick legs
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ROUND 2: The Black Parade vs. Fame Monster
My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade (2006) Genre: Emo, alternative rock, pop-punk Singles: Welcome to the Black Parade, Famous Last Words, I Don't Love You, Teenagers Grammys: N/A RIAA Certification: 4x Platinum Rolling Stone Rank: 361
A titan of the emo genre, My Chemical Romance's third album was haunted by a troubled production as the band fretted over whether they had reached the end of their ascent to fame with Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. The Black Parade was an ambitious response to these anxieties: a concept album centering life and death as themes and channeled through the reflections of its terminal protagonist, the Patient, on his own long and troubled life. The Black Parade would launch MCR to global stardom and leave an impact for years to come on alternative music.
Lady Gaga - The Fame Monster (2009) Genre: Electropop Singles: Bad Romance, Telephone, Alejandro, Dance in the Dark Grammys: Six nominations (including AOTY), Music Video/Short Form, Pop Vocal Album, Female Pop Vocal Performance RIAA Certification: 5x Platinum Rolling Stone Rank: N/A
Originally planned as a deluxe reissue of Lady Gaga's debut album The Fame, the artist's distaste for reissues would reshape the project into a new album in its own right. Gaga herself describes The Fame Monster as a "yin and yang" complement to The Fame, which can be felt as the album veers into pseudo-gothic stylings and themes of obsession, abuse, shame, and cannibalistic love amid its decadent electropop. The album is crediting with pushing EDM to the forefront of popular music in the late 2000s and early 2010s, with its sound and Gaga's image setting the standard for stardom in the years following.
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Anyone else fuck with individual songs? Who is the artist? I dunno. What album is it from? Shut up. What year was it released? *tim allen grunt* What's the title of the track? Fuck you. But it goes like this: *poorly memorized chorus*
I love that song. Do not ask me anything about it.
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You’ve heard of “don’t monetize your hobbies”; get ready for "don’t master your hobbies".
Your hobbies are here to help you decompress and have fun. They do not have to be disciplines you toil over for expertise, unless that is something you genuinely enjoy doing.
It’s okay to enjoy language-learning without ever becoming fluent, or even conversational. It’s okay to like playing guitar even if you only know a few clumsy songs. You can read books and never finish them, bowl without ever scoring even halfway to perfect. We’re here to explore and play, and we cannot do that if we’re chasing perfection in everything we do.
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