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Einar scoffs and sits up, watching Sen disappear. He sits cross-legged, lazily tossing around and toying with the Gatorade bottle that was thrown at him. He should probably drink it.

[ .. So, the names? ]

Go to hell.

As if on cue, he feels.. a tug. A mental pull, to leave. He should probably report this information back to his king, as expected of him..

.. Nah.

He huffs, cracking the bottle open.

I'll get 'em. Someday.

Einar takes a swig of the drink, eyes still glaring at the patch of grass Sen stood on like an angry memory burned into his head. He eventually finishes the bottle, tossing it to the side. He leans his head back.

.. Gotta admit.. They're real cute when they're angry.

[ EINAR! ]

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Sen scoffs, brushing himself off as he's roughly let go. He continues to take steps backward while facing Einar.

"Alright, pretty boy, you want to dance? Let's dance." Sen points at the demon.

Aganazzar's Scorcher: A line of flame 30 feet long and 5 feet wide spreads rapidly toward Einar. Dex Save 18, 28 fire damage on a failed save and half on a success.

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[ 1 + 2 + 4 + 9 -> 16! ]

Einar makes a sound akin to a pained groan, his body shifting. He attempts to roll on his back to avoid a face-full of grass, but he instead hisses in pain and tries to do anything but that.

Nope, nope, nope..

His eyes flicker up to Sen. The pain on his face washes away, as it's replaced by.. a weak smile.

Decided to save me this time, my starshine?

Would this get him hurt? Probably. Was seeing Sen's reactions worth getting kicked in the head for? Absolutely.

[ I fucking knew it was on purpose, damnit Einar! You'll get yourself killed for a third time! ]

Eheheh, s'funny.

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Sen scoffs, brushing himself off as he's roughly let go. He continues to take steps backward while facing Einar.

"Alright, pretty boy, you want to dance? Let's dance." Sen points at the demon.

Aganazzar's Scorcher: A line of flame 30 feet long and 5 feet wide spreads rapidly toward Einar. Dex Save 18, 28 fire damage on a failed save and half on a success.

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[ All 3 hit! ]

The stars stab through his back, Einar letting out a weak cry upon their impact. He tries to reach for them, but his arms go weak, and his knees fail from under him, sending him to the ground.

[ DEATH SAVES -> SUCCEEDED! ]

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Sen scoffs, brushing himself off as he's roughly let go. He continues to take steps backward while facing Einar.

"Alright, pretty boy, you want to dance? Let's dance." Sen points at the demon.

Aganazzar's Scorcher: A line of flame 30 feet long and 5 feet wide spreads rapidly toward Einar. Dex Save 18, 28 fire damage on a failed save and half on a success.

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[ All 3 hit! ]

Einar attempts to dodge away from the stars, but he trips last second, and gets pierced thrice on his side. He lets out a startled yell, almost falling to the ground completely. He rips each star out, one by one, looking at Sen as if they were meat to a wild animal.

Oh, my love, you wound me! You are very strong.

He tosses the stars aside and runs up to Sen, and punches them in the gut.

Barely.

[ DC 32 -> 1 bludgeoning dmg! ]

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Sen scoffs, brushing himself off as he's roughly let go. He continues to take steps backward while facing Einar.

"Alright, pretty boy, you want to dance? Let's dance." Sen points at the demon.

Aganazzar's Scorcher: A line of flame 30 feet long and 5 feet wide spreads rapidly toward Einar. Dex Save 18, 28 fire damage on a failed save and half on a success.

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[ 1 hit! ]

Einar was about to celebrate his hit, before getting struck by a star again — this time, across his shoulder. He groans in pain.

Ah! Fucking hell—

He points a quick finger at Sen as hellish flames begin to rapidly rise from the dirt, encircling them.

[ HELLISH REBUKE! -> CASTED AT LVL 5 ]

↳ DC 28! Take 6d10 upon failed Dex save, half on success!

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Sen scoffs, brushing himself off as he's roughly let go. He continues to take steps backward while facing Einar.

"Alright, pretty boy, you want to dance? Let's dance." Sen points at the demon.

Aganazzar's Scorcher: A line of flame 30 feet long and 5 feet wide spreads rapidly toward Einar. Dex Save 18, 28 fire damage on a failed save and half on a success.

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[ 2 hit! ]

He manages to dodge the first star. He grins wider, bursting into cruel laughter—

Einar feels the other two stars pierce his arm and his cheek, his laughter changing into a yelp of surprise and pain. He winces, before gently prying the star on his cheek off. He's still grinning.

Y'got more, loverboy?

He tosses it away and takes out his dagger. He chucks it toward Sen.

[ 23 to hit -> 7 piercing dmg! ]

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Sen scoffs, brushing himself off as he's roughly let go. He continues to take steps backward while facing Einar.

"Alright, pretty boy, you want to dance? Let's dance." Sen points at the demon.

Aganazzar's Scorcher: A line of flame 30 feet long and 5 feet wide spreads rapidly toward Einar. Dex Save 18, 28 fire damage on a failed save and half on a success.

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[ Dex save —> 19! Fire Immunity! ]

Einar manages to jump away from the fire — Though it should've absolutely incinerated his arm, it was.. fine.

You oughta pay attention, doll!

He makes a show of pointing at his horns, his shit-eating grin beaming.

[ .. At this point, you might as well be doing this on purpose. ]

Anyways!~

Einar spreads his arms out, standing creepily still. Necromantic energy washes over Sen.

[ BLIGHT! Con DC -> 16. Take 8d8 necrotic damage on failed save, half damage upon success! ]

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Sen scoffs, brushing himself off as he's roughly let go. He continues to take steps backward while facing Einar.

"Alright, pretty boy, you want to dance? Let's dance." Sen points at the demon.

Aganazzar's Scorcher: A line of flame 30 feet long and 5 feet wide spreads rapidly toward Einar. Dex Save 18, 28 fire damage on a failed save and half on a success.

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I'm fully aware, but I'm not letting you off like that.

Once outside, he shoves Sen away from himself.

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A quick look won't hurt,

Sen told himself. Jodie was in the bathroom, so he had a few minutes to step away. Besides, as a time witch a few minutes was nothing. Jodie wouldn't even notice.

It probably wasn't a great idea, but Sen would justify it with the concern that there might have been another Rabbit around, one that he'd missed before. Yeah, that was it. He's going to check for Rabbits. He takes a step, from the inn room to a forest scene, a short distance away from a cabin he's never seen before.

"That's weird..." Sen looks around, not seeing Einar immediately. Having followed the path back to the branch where that guy lived, Sen expected to appear near it like normal. But that was an effect of the Rabbits, wasn't it? It made it impossible to see. Shaking his head, Sen decided to approach the cabin and knock on the door.

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Yeah, let's.

He grabs Sen by the collar of his hoodie and starts to drag him outside.

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A quick look won't hurt,

Sen told himself. Jodie was in the bathroom, so he had a few minutes to step away. Besides, as a time witch a few minutes was nothing. Jodie wouldn't even notice.

It probably wasn't a great idea, but Sen would justify it with the concern that there might have been another Rabbit around, one that he'd missed before. Yeah, that was it. He's going to check for Rabbits. He takes a step, from the inn room to a forest scene, a short distance away from a cabin he's never seen before.

"That's weird..." Sen looks around, not seeing Einar immediately. Having followed the path back to the branch where that guy lived, Sen expected to appear near it like normal. But that was an effect of the Rabbits, wasn't it? It made it impossible to see. Shaking his head, Sen decided to approach the cabin and knock on the door.

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Einar yells in pain, ripping his hand away. He clenches his arm, not daring to inch close to his wrist. His breathing is rugged, pained, his eyes clenched shut.

GOD! DAMNIT! ASSHOLE!

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A quick look won't hurt,

Sen told himself. Jodie was in the bathroom, so he had a few minutes to step away. Besides, as a time witch a few minutes was nothing. Jodie wouldn't even notice.

It probably wasn't a great idea, but Sen would justify it with the concern that there might have been another Rabbit around, one that he'd missed before. Yeah, that was it. He's going to check for Rabbits. He takes a step, from the inn room to a forest scene, a short distance away from a cabin he's never seen before.

"That's weird..." Sen looks around, not seeing Einar immediately. Having followed the path back to the branch where that guy lived, Sen expected to appear near it like normal. But that was an effect of the Rabbits, wasn't it? It made it impossible to see. Shaking his head, Sen decided to approach the cabin and knock on the door.

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[ Einar—! ]

Einar scoffs, and slams his hand into the wall next to Sen's head. He brings himself closer.

Fucking try me, tiny.

He proceeds to roughly push Sen's head back. He looks at him with ignited eyes.

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A quick look won't hurt,

Sen told himself. Jodie was in the bathroom, so he had a few minutes to step away. Besides, as a time witch a few minutes was nothing. Jodie wouldn't even notice.

It probably wasn't a great idea, but Sen would justify it with the concern that there might have been another Rabbit around, one that he'd missed before. Yeah, that was it. He's going to check for Rabbits. He takes a step, from the inn room to a forest scene, a short distance away from a cabin he's never seen before.

"That's weird..." Sen looks around, not seeing Einar immediately. Having followed the path back to the branch where that guy lived, Sen expected to appear near it like normal. But that was an effect of the Rabbits, wasn't it? It made it impossible to see. Shaking his head, Sen decided to approach the cabin and knock on the door.

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Einar narrows his eyes, as if attempting to stare into Sen's very essence. He grabs their face — not as hard as he did last time, but definitely hard enough for it to be uncomfortable, especially with how his head is angled. He seems to lean over, as if caging the shorter in.

Say that one more time for me. Say it.

[ Fucking hell, not again. ]

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A quick look won't hurt,

Sen told himself. Jodie was in the bathroom, so he had a few minutes to step away. Besides, as a time witch a few minutes was nothing. Jodie wouldn't even notice.

It probably wasn't a great idea, but Sen would justify it with the concern that there might have been another Rabbit around, one that he'd missed before. Yeah, that was it. He's going to check for Rabbits. He takes a step, from the inn room to a forest scene, a short distance away from a cabin he's never seen before.

"That's weird..." Sen looks around, not seeing Einar immediately. Having followed the path back to the branch where that guy lived, Sen expected to appear near it like normal. But that was an effect of the Rabbits, wasn't it? It made it impossible to see. Shaking his head, Sen decided to approach the cabin and knock on the door.

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He raises an eyebrow, obviously amused by what Sen proposed. For some odd reason, that idea is much less terrifying coming from Sen. He starts walking toward him and looms over their figure. His eyes are almost boring into Sen's own.

Awh, how unfortunate. I thought I would've gotten to you first.

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A quick look won't hurt,

Sen told himself. Jodie was in the bathroom, so he had a few minutes to step away. Besides, as a time witch a few minutes was nothing. Jodie wouldn't even notice.

It probably wasn't a great idea, but Sen would justify it with the concern that there might have been another Rabbit around, one that he'd missed before. Yeah, that was it. He's going to check for Rabbits. He takes a step, from the inn room to a forest scene, a short distance away from a cabin he's never seen before.

"That's weird..." Sen looks around, not seeing Einar immediately. Having followed the path back to the branch where that guy lived, Sen expected to appear near it like normal. But that was an effect of the Rabbits, wasn't it? It made it impossible to see. Shaking his head, Sen decided to approach the cabin and knock on the door.

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He has to hold himself back from laughing at Sen's claim, just to spare himself the offended glare. The resulting smile was still absolutely clear as day on his face.

Yeah? They're absolutely adorable. I kept a few in the past, I know how to take care of 'em.

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A quick look won't hurt,

Sen told himself. Jodie was in the bathroom, so he had a few minutes to step away. Besides, as a time witch a few minutes was nothing. Jodie wouldn't even notice.

It probably wasn't a great idea, but Sen would justify it with the concern that there might have been another Rabbit around, one that he'd missed before. Yeah, that was it. He's going to check for Rabbits. He takes a step, from the inn room to a forest scene, a short distance away from a cabin he's never seen before.

"That's weird..." Sen looks around, not seeing Einar immediately. Having followed the path back to the branch where that guy lived, Sen expected to appear near it like normal. But that was an effect of the Rabbits, wasn't it? It made it impossible to see. Shaking his head, Sen decided to approach the cabin and knock on the door.

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He doesn't pay mind to Sen blatantly calling him weak, and nods again.

Alright, I'll do that. Thanks again.

.. Man, rabbits were my favorite. I don't think I could ever look at.. any rabbit again after this. Better to be safe, though.

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A quick look won't hurt,

Sen told himself. Jodie was in the bathroom, so he had a few minutes to step away. Besides, as a time witch a few minutes was nothing. Jodie wouldn't even notice.

It probably wasn't a great idea, but Sen would justify it with the concern that there might have been another Rabbit around, one that he'd missed before. Yeah, that was it. He's going to check for Rabbits. He takes a step, from the inn room to a forest scene, a short distance away from a cabin he's never seen before.

"That's weird..." Sen looks around, not seeing Einar immediately. Having followed the path back to the branch where that guy lived, Sen expected to appear near it like normal. But that was an effect of the Rabbits, wasn't it? It made it impossible to see. Shaking his head, Sen decided to approach the cabin and knock on the door.

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The demon nods, following along this.. somewhat concerning explanation. He's still being hunted down? So is he just not safe anymore?

I see.. So, what do I do now? What if an even stronger one pops up? If the one that ended me was adolescent, that's.. fuck!

He runs his hands through his hair, clearly troubled.

Okay, that's a lot. Thanks for telling me, I'll.. I'll keep that in mind. Is that all you were here for?

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A quick look won't hurt,

Sen told himself. Jodie was in the bathroom, so he had a few minutes to step away. Besides, as a time witch a few minutes was nothing. Jodie wouldn't even notice.

It probably wasn't a great idea, but Sen would justify it with the concern that there might have been another Rabbit around, one that he'd missed before. Yeah, that was it. He's going to check for Rabbits. He takes a step, from the inn room to a forest scene, a short distance away from a cabin he's never seen before.

"That's weird..." Sen looks around, not seeing Einar immediately. Having followed the path back to the branch where that guy lived, Sen expected to appear near it like normal. But that was an effect of the Rabbits, wasn't it? It made it impossible to see. Shaking his head, Sen decided to approach the cabin and knock on the door.

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Einar jumps. Okay, Sen was right. There was actually a rabbit there. He isn't scared, more surprised at how.. easy that was. Must've been smaller, weaker.

.. Jesus. Thanks, man.

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A quick look won't hurt,

Sen told himself. Jodie was in the bathroom, so he had a few minutes to step away. Besides, as a time witch a few minutes was nothing. Jodie wouldn't even notice.

It probably wasn't a great idea, but Sen would justify it with the concern that there might have been another Rabbit around, one that he'd missed before. Yeah, that was it. He's going to check for Rabbits. He takes a step, from the inn room to a forest scene, a short distance away from a cabin he's never seen before.

"That's weird..." Sen looks around, not seeing Einar immediately. Having followed the path back to the branch where that guy lived, Sen expected to appear near it like normal. But that was an effect of the Rabbits, wasn't it? It made it impossible to see. Shaking his head, Sen decided to approach the cabin and knock on the door.