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Every “🍳” is one egg raining down upon my muse

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Shrink my muse! Send “👌” + a size and my muse will be that small for the thread

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Go on anon and pretend to be a cop. What do you bust my muse for?

Alternatively send “👮” and my muse will tell you what they’d bust your muse for if my muse were a cop. 

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Let’s Play a truth or dare: Send a Question AND a dare. My muse HAS to choose between them.

And if they choose truth, they must answer honestly!

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For every “💀” I receive, I will post an angsty headcanon

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First Interaction Starters!

“Hey- Oh! Sorry, thought you were someone else.”

“Do I know you? Cause I’d like to.”

“Oh sorry! I was zoned out!”

“Ooo, that’s an awesome tattoo!”

“Ah crap, the door’s locked.”

“Woah, that’s a cool eye color.”

“Where the hell am I?”

“Ugh… I think I’m lost. Can you help me?”

“Well this is a fun way to meet new people.”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Don’t you know to look before you cross a street?!”

“You lost or something?”

“Do you need some help?”

“You need something?”

“Maybe you shouldn’t be walking around this part of town alone.”

“Hi, I’ve heard so much about you.”

“I think you knew my parents.”

“Hey, you dropped this.”

“Oh goodness! I’m so sorry!”

“Um… Hello…”

“What are you looking at?”

“Hey aren’t you ____?”

“Well I didn’t expect this to happen today.”

“I don’t know you, but will you marry me?”

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Who’s got two thumbs and is loving 2020 this far?

This turtle!

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"Hey, dude! Happy New Year!'

“Happy New Year to you too dude!”

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“I’ll run for as long as I can!!!!”

Hide yo’ kids, hide yo’ wives, Raphie’s gonna get’cha.

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“I’ll run for as long as I can!!!!”

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Mikey chanced looking back and was horrid to see that Raph was gaining on him. He booked it as best he could to escape the dreaded noogie.

“You can’t run forever, lil’ brother! Raph’s gonna get’cha!!”

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Mikey chanced looking back and was horrid to see that Raph was gaining on him. He booked it as best he could to escape the dreaded noogie.

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Mikey did his best to dodge and went so far as to barrel role across surfaces to  get away

Here comes Raphael, yeeting himself after his brother…just for the sake of a noogie. And to impress the lady but don’t tell, it’s a secret.

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Mikey did his best to dodge and went so far as to barrel role across surfaces to  get away

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Cue the chase, Benny Hill Theme style. Cleo just sits back and enjoys the show.

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“Not the Noogie!!!” With that Mikey attempts to get away and run.

"Happy New Year Raph!! You too Cleo!"

“Hee-hee, thank you, Mikey. You too, sugarcube.”

“Now…get over here for ya’ New Year’s Noogie!!”

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Happy New Year everyone!! Let’s make this one Booyakawesome!!!!!!!!!

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Mikey rubbed their back of his neck anxiously. “Er...maybe. You’re probably right,” he chuckled a bit, thinking he was just spooking himself a bit but still unsure.

❝  I heard a voice in my head just now… ❞

A glance to the left, then a glance to the right, then she decides to respond. “Maybe it’s jus’ yer imagination? Ah’ don’ see no one ‘round here.”

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Mikey snorted, pushing off the door he had begun leaning on. He liked this persons attitude, even if it was one that most likely got him almost killed some times. “Sounds like you’ll have a few stories to tell then. Ōnā catches you back here in the hall like this that’s exactly what’ll start. Can’t get mad if you got invited back though. Wanna take the conversation in here and swap stories?” He asked, mostly because he was genuinely interested in hearing some stories, but also to cover everyones asses from his mother’s wrath should it come out.

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Mikey let out a breath as he stepped out of the ring. He went straight to the bench where his mom was waiting with his doctor beside her, ready to check him over. The other guy from the ring was being carried out on a stretcher, a lot worse for ware than him. He shook his head as he sat down, listening to the still riled up crowd calling for more. His mom, the woman who’s raised him since she found him in that alley and the owner of the establishment, placed a hand on his shoulder in pride. He gave her a smile and let the doc check him over. He glanced at the doc.  “The other guy gonna be okay?” he asked, looking towards the doorway that they’d taken his competitor down. 

“He’ll be fine, they always are remember?” the doc answered. Mikey nodded, listening to the crowd once more. 

“What do you say champ? Wanna go for another round? The crowds begging for it.” His moms voice drew his attention to her again. He shook his head. 

“Not tonight, even freaks like me need to sleep,” He chuckled, noticing the glint of disappointment in her eyes when she nodded. 

“Okay, get some rest champ.” He looked at the doc, who nodded his consent to him leaving, having found him to be okay and just in need of some rest. He mad his way through the crowd and down the hall. He paused at the room where another doctor was checking over his competitor and setting his leg in a splint, making Mikey wince a bit. He locked eyes with his competitor, who simply nodded to him with respect, an unspoken ‘I’ll be fine’, before yelling as the doc twisted his leg accidentally. Mikey cringed and kept going, when he reached his room at the very end of the hall, he stopped. A chill went down his spine. Someone was behind him. Someone had followed him back. He whirled around, giving the person a look.

“This area is off limits to guests. Why are you here?” he asked the stranger, not really threatening or anything, just stating what he knew.