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Hey, Lick me in the Ass by Amadeus Mozart goes hard as fuck.

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You can if you talked a long enough time.

did you know that you cannot eat the charleville modèle 1777 corrigé en l'an ix flintlock musket? like and subscribe for more fun facts!

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Ti

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Even with all that milk I bet the moxie still comes through.

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“A bar patron threatens to blow up a cybertruck in the parking lot.”

Successfully completed the anti terrorism module of my work training. 💪

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USA CIA coup when?

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God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

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Satanism.

The Officalverse has never and will never be about authoritarian gatekeeping!

@Officalverse-Offical's insistence on excluding core players in the Officalverse like @official--eve based upon how she spells her U.R.L., despite her having overwhelming support from the PEOPLE within the Officalverse is nothing short of TYRANNY! Officalverse-Offical is an unelected leader who hold no legitimate authority over the Officalverse.

MEMBERS OF THE OFFICALVERSE: DO NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!!

FREE THE OFFICALVERSE!!!!!

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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I’ve already tried it, thank you though.

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Cave salamander :/

the girl you just accused of "not having any hobbies" has actually been getting really into laying alone in the dark and obsessively ruminating on her abjection past and present lately

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I’m not looking at your boobs; I’m just autistic and avoiding eye contact (is also admiring your boobs)

my eyes are up here but down there are my boobs so it's your choice really

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My Blorbo from @ehlihr’s house

Artblocked so i doodled alex drawing on the couch

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A quarter of the speed of sound.

The peregrine falcon hunts by diving at speeds exceeding 200 mph, striking prey with a balled foot—a literal, deadly “falcon punch”—and often killing on impact.

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Do you only work like 10 hours a week?

why did i get a job im literally an upper middle class teenage student who lives with his parents i don't need a job

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i understand why some people hate them but i do love video game achievements because im a sick bastard who likes it when the developers call me a good boy