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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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call me a guy who just caught a fish that's too small and abides by the local fishing regulations on minimum size limit

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When game devs put Easter eggs in the game menu…

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the most important part of historical fiction is making sure your audience knows that the main character actually enjoys disgusting period typical foods

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The episode where Anthony Bourdain tries Absinthe

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aaaaaa she's eating a burger lol

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bitches be like "can't stand her ass" and then 10 minutes later place their tents together in the remote corner of the cave away from everyone else's eyes where there are only two of them

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[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley's scandalous elopement with the baker's daughter!

[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE'S WHY

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Climate change is real and happening faster than scientists thought.

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My tang dynasty yunnan province gas

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Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR

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