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I have returned!!!!!

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Send me “Stop squirming!” for your muse to tie mine down on a laboratory table.

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Send me "Share a Table?" and my muse will react to meeting yours at a cafe

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Frienship starter sentences!

“You’re my best friend, you’re supposed to tell me when I’m dating an asshole.”

“Bro-date, just you me and some nachos.”

“As your friend I’m allowed to tell you when you’re being an ass and you’re being an ass.”

“Remember that time we pretended we were dating because that creep wouldn’t leave you alone? Good times.”

“You’re not alone, you’ve got me.”

“Only you would find my offensive jokes funny.”

“I’ll be your wingman!”

“I know what you need, icecream and a bad movie!”

“No wonder people think we’re a couple, we eat pizza naked together.”

“Please don’t tell anyone, I trust you.”

“Don’t push me away, you’re my best friend.”

 “You’ve told me that story twenty times already.”

“You’re such a bitch/jerk, it’s a good job you buy me food.”

“Someone was talking smack about you, long story short I spent a night in a cell.”

“I’m only saying this because we’re friends, you can do so much better.”

“They think we’re together, I think we should play along.”

“No homo, but I love you like I love pizza.”

“I know we’re not kids, but I really think we should have a sleepover.”

“Are you eating my food?”

“Ugh, I can’t stay mad at you.”

“You borrowed this three months ago, can I have it back?”

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How to rp with me

Step one: Look for a meme I reblogged.

Step two: Go to my ask.

Step three: Send it to me.

Or you can also do this:

Step one: Open the IM thing.

Step two: Yell HEY YOU ASSHOLE at me (but in a nice manner ofc)(Or not i dont care).

Step three: Plot.

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Send “💤” for my muse to fall asleep while resting against yours.

Bonus: Send “ 💤 reverse” for my muse’s reaction to yours falling asleep while resting against them.

Originally posted by prestoncarbonaro

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Kairi couldn’t help but have a smirk across her face “Ha!!! I got you to say it.” 

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”

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“Oh come on Riku do I look like Sora, use big boy words.” 

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”

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Kairi tilted her head “Come on Riku you must have an idea.” 

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”

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“Well, do you have any better idea?” 

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”

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Kairi throws a pillow at him and huffs “Fine then lets just sit here and cuddle.” 

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”

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Kairi puffed out her cheeks. “Not that silly, like a horror or suspense.” 

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”

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Kairi mumbled into the pillow “I-I don’t know! Maybe we watch a movie?” 

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”

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“I-I’m glad to know you like me Riku, it was just something I didn’t expect.” She blushed and hid her face in the pillow.

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”

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Kairi’s face goes red as her hair “W-what!?” 

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”

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“Riiiight and I thought I was the tired one.” 

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”

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Kairi choked on water a bit “o-oh okay.” 

"Hiiii Riku~~." Kairi yelled out from the top of a tree

“Kairi?! How in the name of Darkness did you get up there?”