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if u ever see me talking to myself, don鈥檛 disturb me. i鈥檓 having a staff meeting
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are you ever like damnnnnnn why cant it be easier
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After a while, clinical depression just gets annoying, bro. It's like shooing away house flies, but the house flies want you to kill yourself
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would anyone be interested in patting me on the head for an uninterrupted hour? it is not paid and additionally I will be nonverbal the entire time
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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it
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would you still like me even if i experienced emotions
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