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[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Is there anyone with a big ego here that you wanna see get knocked down a peg or two?

All of them.

Specifically Brighton, Georgina, Graham, and Cunningham, but I guess that comes as no surprise. Oh, and I almost forgot our dear little Winona.

@brighton-innocent  @georgina-white  @thegrahamwilliams  @justliam  @winonaduval

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Thoughts on Seb and Gail's relationship?

They’re both horrific people, so in that way I suppose they’re perfect for each other.

I don’t see it lasting, though. They clearly want different things.

@sebastian-adler  @thatawfulrubensgirl

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Do you get off to being a puppet master?

Have you heard of a thing called privacy?

But yes, yes I do.

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Who do you think will have a shotgun wedding?

I’m guessing Kennedy or The Adlers would be obvious candidates.

Don’t get me wrong, plenty of other tenants are likely to end up with an unwanted kid but I don’t see it ending in marriage. You’re either awful people or just undesirable.

@kennedy-monroe  @sebastian-adler  @thatawfulrubensgirl

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Thoughts on the new people?

Cindy: Annoying child, needs to get an adult to look after her. Any takers?

Georgina: Wannabe Brighton Innocent? I’m curious to see how they get on.

Willa: Haven’t seen her much around yet, tut-tut.

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Why would you let Georgina in? Isn't one Brighton enough?

Well, I thought we could use something akin to the Shining twins.

But yes, my friend, one is definitely more than enough. I’m glad I don’t have to live next door to either one of them.

@georgina-white  @brighton-innocent

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

If you could kick anyone out of here would you?

I can kick any one of you out of here whenever I want to.

I hope that will serve as motivation for you to keep me entertained.

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

I think you're pathetic

And you’re telling me this, why?

If you’re going to throw insults at me, you really should sign your name. Coward.

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Do you trust anyone?

Oh, I do. Just not any of you vermin.

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Happy Wednesday.

I hope you’re all having a wonderful week. I myself am horribly bored, holed up in my lonesome office. It’s a good thing you're so horribly indebted to me, isn’t it? Remember, kids, I’m your guardian angel; your fairy god-father.

Now pay your damn rent.

Sincerely, Your humble Landlord.

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

For the Hogwarts houses, who would you place in each house and who would you consider to be Lord Voldemort?

Gryffindor​

@henry-archer

@jada-walker

@reaganflowers

@thatawfulrubensgirl

@yuri-lupino

Hufflepuff

@adamxknight

@jacquelines-lee 

@kennedy-monroe

@omgalejamartinez

@zisforzara

Ravenclaw

@audreysliu

@e-vas

@justliam​

@loischarles 

@therese-kwok

Slytherin

@brighton-innocent

@danielxhurk

@emersondouglas

@karinaeriksen

@sebastian-adler

@thegrahamwilliams 

@waverly-archer

@winonaduval 

Why do I feel like you want me to name Ms Innocent or myself as your Dark Lord?

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

I love you

No you fucking don’t.

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Do you think anything serious will happen between Kennedy and Emerson?

In terms of romance? Not a chance in hell.

But I’m sure their interactions will have some sort of serious consequences.

@kennedy-monroe  @emersondouglas

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Do you think Graham and Gail have a thing for one another?

God, I hope not. But I guess it could make sense - seeing as they’re both obnoxious.

@thegrahamwilliams  @thatawfulrubensgirl

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

LMAO at Kennedy telling off Brighton

Well, she gets a C from me.

I can’t wait to see Brighton get back at her.

@kennedy-monroe  @brighton-innocent

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Emerson, Winona and Graham should all probably get checked

I agree, but that goes without saying since you all need to get checked.

@emersondouglas  @winonaduval  @thegrahamwilliams

[the-ragnatela-landlord]

Did you have MacKenzie killed?

Are you accusing me of having Mackenzie killed?

I hope you know that false accusations are punishable, so careful now.