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The Signs as Random Text Memes

Taurus, Libra, Pisces:

Gemini, Aquarius, Cancer:

Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio:

Aries, Leo, Capricorn:

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Signs in quarantine by Felicia Chiao

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Signs in quarantine by Felicia Chiao

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During the Lockdown I’ll be Sadly Punching Anger Itself ✨😅✨

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Get ready Aries, you’re about to invent tetanus for white women.

Taurus: The stars and I are so, so sorry. You will never be the world’s largest rodent.

Gemini: Your naturally chipper demeanor and vulnerability to poison will combine to create an afternoon you’ll never forget.

Cancer: See, you say you’re fine but it would be accurate to describe you as a haunted Russian Nesting Doll of anxiety.

Leo: Whoops! Looks like the ancient deity trapped in the arctic ice shelf has escaped! Better light a fire!

Virgo: The stage magician you made fun of at the town fair back in 2004 will finally come back for revenge. Keep away from decks of playing cards.

Libra: Just because you could saw your hands off to prevent yourself from sinning, that doesn’t mean you should. There is probably a simpler solution here.

Scorpio: Prepare to experience terraforming as no human ever has before.

Ophiuchus: The KGB have formed a file on you which is weird because the KGB dissolved in 1991.

Sagittarius: Today your fortune is baring slightly to the left. Take your destiny to the shop and get it realigned.

Capricorn: Its time to relish your personal ability to eat drywall. Don’t actually eat drywall, just revel in the possibility.

Aquarius: Flattery will get you nearly everywhere. For the places it can’t get you, that what the gun is for.

Pisces: There is a tendency to find the relationship you want the moment you make peace with not wanting a relationship. This is because god hates us.

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“Thicker than raindrops on November thorn.”

fragment by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

image: Charles Hoffbauer

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Congratulations If...

You got out of bed today.

You did your dishes or dirty laundry.

You finished some homework you’ve been putting off.

You cleaned up around your home/apartment/dorm etc.

You resisted temptation in any form.

You found a reason to smile.

Little victories are worth celebrating!!

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“I started bodybuilding after my chemotherapy.  At first it was just a way to get healthy again.  But I discovered I was good at it.  I started winning competitions.  And I got hooked.  My boyfriend didn’t like it.  He thought it made me less desirable.  But the worse our relationship got, the more I focused on working out.  It just felt so great to be recognized for something.  I was really, really good at it.  And the bodybuilding community is so great.  They’re some of the least judgmental people because they’re used to being judged all the time.  For the first few years I was really self-conscious about my body.  But I’ve gotten to the point where the small comments don’t really bother me anymore: ‘ew,’ gross,’ ‘disgusting’, things like that.  I can usually block people out if they can’t type more than a sentence.   But occasionally the criticism sinks in.  It still hurts when people question my gender.  Or my sexuality.  And I’ve had some awkward Tinder dates.  The last guy said: ‘Holy fuck, you’re bigger than I thought you’d be.’  But despite all this, I’ve gotten comfortable in my own skin.  I actually feel more feminine now than I did growing up.  I was always skinny.  I never had breasts.  I didn’t ever feel like a natural woman.  But what is natural?  Is make-up natural?  Or botox?  Or fillers?  Or breast implants?  All of us are flawed.  My mask might be different than other people, but we all hide behind something.  I just hide behind my muscles.” (Johannesburg, South Africa)

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Dead Poets Society (1989) Mona Lisa Smile (2003)  P a r a l l e l s

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Okay, I need to talk

I love The Good Doctor, but I wish it could make up his mind on what type of character Melendez is. Is he an arrogant character we are supposed to hate? Is he an arrogant character we are meant to see get redeemed? I really wish the writers would stop bouncing him back and forth between ‘Look at the progress he’s making’ and ‘ Nope, never mind, he’s back to being an arrogant bastard.’ Stick to a motif please.  All I want is character consistency and development

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Menő

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ytw season 4 advent calendar - part two (40 days to season 4) favourite scene per ep:

the heart is a dumb dumb (s02e13)

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Hank Green + his friends made a whole YouTube channel dedicated to videos explaining how to vote in every. single. state. None of them are longer than three and a half minutes. Deadlines to register are fast approaching in a lot of places so it’s incredibly important that everyone is well informed about what they need to do in order to exercise their right and make their voice heard. Go forth, America. Show up for what you believe in. Make good choices. Please.

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Sorry, I don’t make the rules, but

nothing will ever be as beautiful as Diana’s lesbian aunt throwing a party with literal curtains of flowers in the middle of the god damn winter and teaching Cole and Anne that love comes in all sorts of forms and it’s okay - no - it’s wonderful, to be different

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Cole Mackenzie will become a world renown sculptor, living his days with his boyfriend in a huge, with floor-to-ceiling windows apartment in Paris. Anne and Gilbert will visit during the fall, cause the Champs-Élysée are beautiful with the autumn leaves and chilly weather. He will spend hours at the Louvre, sketching with pastels, that he’ll probably send some to Anne, and she will send a copy of the new chapter of a book she’s been trying to put together, or a short story about two people, that amongst all the dire circumstances found love, without fear. I love one (1) gay artistic canadian boy.

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What I loved in Anne with an E

1. All the important messages! Srsly, it’s so warm and light and still manages to deliver so many amazing lessons. (I don’t think I’ll ever be over “skirt is not an invitation” or “love who you love and be with them”)

2. The fact that netflix didn’t use the “um, it’s XIX century, ofcourse everybody was straight??” excuse, but just went for two lgbt characters (I mean confirmed lgbt charactes, becouse meeen do I get some serious bi vibes from Anne).

3. That leads us to Cole, who is just so precious?? Like, he’s too pure for this world. I want to protect him at all cost. Also, he and Bash are captains of our ship and totally my kings. (Also, plz get Cole a cute af bf in season 3.) And I have to mention my love for his relationship with Anne. They were so cute and their friendship is just awesome (and I would rly like to see Gilbert’s reaction to the kiss during game and those proposal LOL). I hope we will get to see it in next season even if Cole is now living with Aunt Jo (I can’t say how happy I am for them! I hope they will give each other what they need at this moment - love and support)

4. Bash, my other love from season 2. Like, I love him for all this teasing Gil about Anne. And I like the fact that this series touched the subject of racism. He is great character on his own, and his relationship with Gilbert was just pure gold. I’m so so so happy that Gilbert is not alone and that Bash is not longer stuck on this ship. I really hope for more Bash in next season (and more teasing! It was so awesome ❤ And more Mary of course. And just their lil cute family)

5. Gilbert. Freakin. Blythe. I love this boy, honestly. Thank you very much, now nobody will be good enough. He is one of very few decent boys in this (world) universe and I could spent another year talking about how amazing he is and why he is so amazing, so lets just say that he was actually the only boy who didn’t make fun of Anne (and I really felt bad for him when Anne treated him so… Not nice?? Idk. I mean I know about this whole carrots incident and I think he really should apologise, but still), didn’t care she was an orphan and I feel like he was the only one who didn’t think she’s plain and ugly. Also, he’s smart, kind and cares about people. And don’t quite think before he acts sometimes, so it was obvious that I will love him.

And the fact that he delivered the whole freakin baby, but fainted when Bash was about to get the shot. Too pure for this world, honestly.

I hope that we will see more of him with Anne in season 3. And not just becouse of my utter love for his hearteyes, but I’d love to see their friendship (and hearteyes, lets be honest).

6. Anne. I fell in love with her from the very beginning and loved her even more with every scene. And I’m just so amused by Amybeth’s talent (honestly, I’m in awe of every cast member. They are all so so great). Anne seems alive, real and great. It’s awesome that she is making mistakes and learning from them and she can apologise (for example after Gilbert’s father funeral or with the letters to Matthew). She’s not perfect and that’s ok.

I really love how Anne is so open and full of love for the world and life, even though her life before the Green Gables seem like hell. I love how when she found out about lgbt people she didn’t even hesitate, but find it awesome and as natural as love between men and women. And when she met Sebastian she was so amazed.

“Different isn’t bad, it’s just not the same”.

7. Shirbert’s relationship. This is some good slowburn, y'all. All the hearteyes, they being all competetive, those letters, christmas, and some quotes I will never get over with.

“- Tragical romance and all?

- Remains to be seen.”

(While standing outside the church after wedding?? Like?? How DARE YOU, I can’t.)

The whole “fair and squere” thing. And this lil gift at Christmas!!

“ANYWAY”

This always gets me. Who gave them ths right to just KILL ME with one word?

8. Jerry! I just love my little french son. It’s so great that he learned to read #SendJerryToSchool2k18. And this card he gave Anne at christmas was so adorable 💕

(I just hope they won’t use him to make some drama and love triangle. He is too precious and amazing for it.)

9. Marilla and Mathew. They both are so amazing! Like, Marilla being all “tough only on the outside”, being loving, caring and tolerant. I loved her since season one, but my love for her only grew bigger in season two.

And Matthew. I don’t think I have to say more - he’s just amazing. And I’m so happy that Anne really helps him fight with his social anxiety (or at least I see it this way).

10. Diana and her relationship with Anne. I rly like their friendship, it’s amazing.

Also, I even like that she didn’t accept her aunt being lesbian right away, but had to deal with it and talk about it to Anne and Cole to understand that there is nothing bad with loving who you love and that law was wrong. This made a room to explain why it is ok and beautiful and that we can accept something that we thought is “unnatural”. This was suppoesed to be show for kids and I think that the process Diana went through in that episode can be important for kids to see.

11. All the little feminist things and Anne’s talk about equality in marriage (also, rethinking the definition of merriage to fit not only for man-woman relationship was awesome). I love seeing feminism in tv series and AnnE has it. In big doze.

12. Prissy leaving Mr. Philips at.the alter. Just iconic.

13. Mrs Stacy! She’s amazing character and teacher and I’m so happy that those kids got a goos teacher after Mr. Philips.

14. Cinematography. This series is just beautiful.

I’m sure this is not all, but these are the most important things I can think about right now. This whole show is just precious and awesome and I’m so happy that I’ve watched it.