the-rat-child

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Popuri: How would you feel if I interfered in YOUR personal life?!

Rick: I’d hate it. That’s why I, cleverly, have no personal life.

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stOP iT… “he’s MY love interest” and Lillia just sighs

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I don’t have time to draw it right now but while driving home from the winco I saw a happy mustached man pedaling a bike, towing a cart built to look like a chariot, inside of which stood what I can only imagine was his completely expressionless 13 year old in a makeshift corinthian helmet

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> write a sentence

> “wow this sentence has a particularly satisfying rhythm”

> grow suspicious

> check

> it’s iambic pentameter

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this seems like a healthy relationship /s

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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"they were unalived" "they commited self delete" "they went to sleep permanently" "sewerslide" SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP JUST SAY SUICIDE. SAY MURDER. SAY DIED. STOP CENSORING YOUR OWN SPEECH AND STOP DOING IT IN THE MOST IMMATURE AND STUPID WAY POSSIBLE.

(edit: read the tags on the og post PLEASE.)

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Do you prefer red mango or yellow mango?

Red

Yellow

Mango? Gross!

I've never had a mango

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everything i do i do with playful and bisexual intent

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i looooove seeing artists & writers proud of their work!!!!! i looooove captions & authors notes that say things like “i’m quite happy with this” “i love how this turned out” “i had so much fun making this”!!!!!! i loooooove when the act of creation is joyful & we take pride in what we make!!!!!!!!!!

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algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

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[the-rat-child]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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As a doomsday bunker builder for billionaires, you secretly give yourself admin access. Now that the apocalypse is happening, you are glad you did.

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me, covered in my blorbo’s blood after I wrote a fic about them

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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding