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i feel like the only way to earn an amount of money to live off of being almost entirely in the hands of billionaire corporations that care more about their own pockets than your life is… a bad idea i think

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@ririwithrice @frogmoisturethief @lesbianpoetess @lesbianhouseplant and youuuu

favirote moots?

(People you tag have to reblog and say their favorite moots)

Okay wait

@ibrokeurheartbcuzubrokemine @foliverfalls @allyeilishh @addisonraesbaby @emiliesblohsh @bilsslut @noodleswashere @bilsbabyy @bitchesbrokenpromises @billsdollie

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its him...

its elmer

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Helloooo :D friendly friend here!!!

I've seen the tail, Tenna.

IT'S ADORABLE AUGHRISNFKSXJBR SDKFJRBWFURHEBFIRHEB

Idk why ur so insecure and sensitive abt it, but either way, it cute :3

WHAT TAIL I DON’T HAVE A TAIL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AHAHHAHA.

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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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i was about to make fun of doofenshmirtz for naming himself heinz, but then i realized he is a cool guy.

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

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transgender 1: hey do you wanna use toys tonight?

transgender 2: yeah sure

transgender 2: (gets the legos out)

trasngender 1: hell yeah

the transgenders are tripping balls on a powerful new drug called toys

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make sure not to get it on your shoese!!!!!

fresh from the juice fresh from the juuuuice. this guy's rubbing off on me

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bad at it

i was cheering for him...

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thank you for removing texas.

Was drunk and bored and getting annoyed at the ridiculous coverage of the US election so I decided to fix the place.

I'm from Australia where we only have 7 states, as such I have the (objectively correct) opinion that 50 is too many states, so I decided to cut it down to 10.

A few notes on my improved US map:

•Despite Illinois making the cut, Chicago is now in Michigan, due to the state getting the entire bank of its namesake.

•Boston is also in Michigan due to special exception.

•New York is now the capital of Pensylvania

•Yes that's how you spell Pensylvania

•The border of California is just roughly the Rockies, no need to overthink it.

•Making Florida bigger actually dilutes it's power, but Texas must be abolished

•Colorado should still be a rectangle, that's my mistake, I just couldn't be bothered fixing it.

•Alaska has been returned to Canada with a hand written apology

•All the random ass islands that the US forgot to pretend they didn't colonise have gained independence

Please let me know if there are any more improvements you can think of.

Edit: As a number of you have mentioned, Alaska never belonged to Canada, and giving it to them would be incredibly wrong when the native people have been trying to gain independence all this time.

Luckily, the apology note got lost in the mail in all the turmoil, so Canada never realised they're meant to have Alaska now. The Alaskans just start quietly self-governing and hoping the US and Canada don't notice, then after a few years they declare independence.

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insane creativity. unfornately, dungeon for a million years.

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WE LOVE YOU MR TENNA!!!

SAY THE LINE, TENNA!

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WOW!! So many people love me!!

Keep loving me please.

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no i think its nill cisgender

Here's a song that you might like (please trust me)

Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny by lemon demon (PLEASE TRUST ME)

Nonono, I’m NOT falling for that, I am NOT being tricked into hearing yet another song by that guy!

One someone recommended bummed me out and the other one was just—

I am NOT listening to Lemon Demon or Nill Cisgender or whoever this guy is!

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*the room suddenly goes dark, with nothing illuminating it but the soft light of your screen

*suddenly, two bright orange lights appear in front of you

UH, HAI THERE, AR YOU THAT WEERD TV GUIY?

Yes, @scairy-pumpkin I am THAT TV guy but I wouldn't call myself weird.

[What's weird is a rat scamming you]

Now what's whole business with turning the

off?

Someone might think their TV is broken and we wouldn't want THAT

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THE KNIGHT FROM DELTARUNE JUST LIKED MY POST?????

@raiseupyourbat

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deltarune is probably a much quicker game to play if you aren’t pausing to say aloud “GOD i love Susie” after every line of Susie dialogue