the-real-andrewminyard

[the-real-andrewminyard]

um. yeah alright

[the-real-andrewminyard]

Woah. has anyone tried smoking weed and listening to music after? I think this might be big

[the-real-andrewminyard]

Yay we will be able to read how you carried Kevin like a koala bear on practice nights on his book

and how we [redacted]

although that's not pg

[the-real-andrewminyard]

How you feel about Kevin getting a book

he's really not that special. few years ago they wanted to do a documentary of sorts and i have no clue what about him is so intriguing to lesbians with daddy issues and kids that never quite left their emo phase

[the-real-andrewminyard]

I wish I knew your instagram so I could send you shit like this

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJe9jYVyK7G/?igsh=NG5ib3pucWc4Y3ox

i sent this to neil like 3 hours ago

[the-real-andrewminyard]

How do you feel about twinkies?

the residue sticks to your mouth not good

[the-real-andrewminyard]

If Neil was a color what would he be

carmine or ruby

[the-real-andrewminyard]

They have marshmallow flavoured KitKats? Those sound cool.

Did you ever try the ruby chocolate ones that they did a few years ago? I miss those.

that looks too fancy i don't trust it

[the-real-andrewminyard]

Right Twix or left Twix?

it's a marketing scheme

(left)

[the-real-andrewminyard]

What's your favourite flavour of KitKat?

the regular are the best but during Halloween they have these marshmallow ones

[the-real-andrewminyard]

What did you think when you found out Neil is a redhead?

fucked

[the-real-andrewminyard]

Feelings on KitKats?

a kit kat hates to see me comin

[the-real-andrewminyard]

What’s your favorite candy bar

milky way or twix

[the-real-andrewminyard]

you are so cunt sir

thank you

[the-real-andrewminyard]

Well I’m supposed to be “working on myself” and the potential murder receiver is like four states away rn

road trip

[the-real-andrewminyard]

What do after a shit therapy session instead of murder?

is there a reason murder is off the table?

[the-real-andrewminyard]

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack