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{So this blog is definitely dead, but I have a new collab blog I'm a part of! Check it out if you'd like}

Mammon: Geez, would you wake up already!? We’re introducing the blog!

Lucifer: No, keeping going. I’m awake… Sorry…

Mammon: Are you??

Levi: Hi, everyone. Really excited to be a part of this project with my brothers. I know you’ve all been asking and–

Satan: Will you quit it!? I’m not letting you borrow my book!

Belphie: I don’t want your book, nerd.

Levi: You cut me off, you dickheads. I’m doing you a favor, can’t you at least try to appreciate it?

Lucifer: Can we just get on with it? You’re all being so loud… Zzz…

Mammon: Oh no, you don’t! You’re staying up if I have to make you–!

Asmo: Welcome to the blog! Hope you enjoy your visit, and please be sure to ask us lots of questions~~

Beel: Mn.

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Shutting Down: A Letter from Your Future King

Dear Followers,

I would like to apologize for the abruptness of this, but unfortunately, I need to close down my blog. I will no longer be accepting questions or remaining active on this social media platform.

This is unrelated to my recent incident, which has thankfully been resolved with some research and a big of finagling. (No magic can keep me down for too long. Ha ha!)

No, rather, as it turns out, preparing to become king, coordinating the transition of power from my father to myself, while also planning our wedding is extremely difficult and time-consuming. I don’t have the time or the energy that I once had, and unfortunately, I must bring this blog to an end.

Thank you for the time you have spent with me and the questions you have sent in. I have enjoyed every one of them! This has perhaps been a bit short-lived, but it had only ever meant to be temporary.

As per my understanding, @morningstar-descended will be continuing his blog with no current plans to shut down in the future. Please continue to educate him in the ways of humanity. Show him all sides of you--whether that be good, bad, or something bizarre. I have seen a change in him these past months, and I believe it is greatly to do with you.

So please, while I may not be here personally, understand I am doing all I can to make the Exchange Program and the Devildom a better place for us all.

My Sincerest Regards,

Paymon, Current Crown Prince & Future King Diavolo

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{Hey, guys. Just popping in at the bottom here to say thank you for all the time we’ve had! It’s been fun, but unfortunately, this ask blog has become less exciting and more exhausting for me as late. I don’t regret the time spent here, but as they say: All good things must come to an end.

Thank you for your support and all your great questions. The interaction has been so fun, and I met a lot of really cool people along the way! I wish you the best.

If you want to continue following me, you can find me over on:

@asmo-baby - My Obey Me! Side Blog

or @jelli-art - My Art Blog

Thanks again! It’s been a pleasure.

Love,

The Mun, Jelli}

[the-real-lord-diavolo]

I suppose we can actually call you angel and have it mean something now lmao

Ha ha, it’s strange, isn’t it? *He admires his hands and runs fingers through his wings.* They feel... different from Lucifer’s, different than what I expected, I suppose. It’s all odd....

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Yes, of course, my dear. You... you really are so lovely, you know? I am so grateful to have you...

Pspsps Diavolo do looking pretty angelic tho 😳

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Are you... alright?

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Wait... mister Diavolo?? You... turned to an angel! Are you... ok? Both physically and emotionally?

I think so! I definitely feel... strange? It hadn’t quite hit me at first, but it’s definitely beginning to creep in more now... I... Hm.

...I don’t actually know how to describe what I’m feeling right now. *He has a hand pressed to his chest.*

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Hello, Lord Diavolo. How do you think Lucifer will react to you calling him an angel? Or just calling him cute or adorable? 😂

Well... I suppose it’d be more accurate for him to call me that right now, ah? Ha ha!

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*Diavolo, who had been examining himself curiously in the mirror, jumps at the buzz of his DDD. He checks to see the @ from Lucifer.*

Ah... I think so? Ha ha. I’m in a state, but it appears to be temporary. I’m more curious as to how they managed it to be honest...

Pspsps Diavolo do looking pretty angelic tho 😳

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Are you... alright?

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But think about this: Diavolo as an angel? Because he was too nice to be a demon?

No? No. I’ll leave now.

Keep reading

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M!A: A shift in dynamics, you are feeling rather holy for the rest of the week.... Enjoy those angel wings!

*Diavolo reads over the message, perplexed.* M!A? What does M!A--? *There is a flash of light in his bedroom where he had awoken that morning, the soft near silent sound of fluttering feathers, a few gently drifting to the floor. Diavolo sucks in a sharp breath, feeling... very different. He sees too late the spell markings on the message, which fade away before he can imprint them in his mind for study later.*

*Stunned, Diavolo moves to the mirror and looks at himself. A very confused, startled angel looks back at him.*

...Oh my.

[the-real-lord-diavolo]

you act like an angel i bet Lucifer thought of that too 😌

I will again appreciate the human sentiment behind that.

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diavolo why are you so adorable even though you are the demon prince-

Ha ha, thank you! I do try to appear more disarming. I’d hate for anyone to be afraid of me...

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"Good evening Lord Diavolo" Aofie bowed and smiled at the man in front of her. "How are you doing?"

I’m well, thank you! And you? How are you enjoying the Devildom?

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lord diavolo the only boomer ever

Ah, that’s another meme word... Looking at The Urban Dictionary (a handy resource), it says:

“A boomer is a person over the age of 55. It is usually associated with tik tok/Facebook memes of people using the phrase ‘ok boomer’ it is used to make fun of or sarcastically target the older generation. “

Ha ha! Well I suppose I am very much over the age of 55. :)

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diavolo sir, are your horns sensitive?

Hm... the horns themselves? No, not particularly. I believe our horns were traditionally used for more... aggravated encounters in the past. The skin around them on the scalp can be though. It was particularly uncomfortable when I was younger and my horns were growing. The skin gets tender you see...

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*meow*

like Nyan?

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Do you top Lucifer. This is for research purposes~ -The Most Beautiful Creature in all three realms Aka Asmodeus💖💘💞💝👁👄👁

I don’t accept accept sexual asks on anon, no matter how they’re signed. Try again.

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DIAVOLORD

Pardon?