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Puzzle reviewe

This is why thy should have EXPERTE puzzle makers in your courte.

The clocke puzzles are travestyes. I do not think I may looke upon anothere without throwinge up.

0/10 The clocke puzzles sucketh bad.

[the-real-rouxls-kaard]

Liketh Moone Guye and Cloude Girl said that it "wasnt working out" but they let you into the battle throuple? I just knoweth that you harbor illogical feelings of being superior to my glorious self, ROUXLS KAARD the DUKE of puzzles.

It is obvious they did only seek a fascimile of mine beautye, replaced me with a star that when compared to my shineing lighte is dim to beholde.

Signed,

Rouxls Kaard ;)

Saw the "originale" star walker upon this day.

I despise that ignorante yellow freake so much. He thinketh that he is so much bettere than ME. Rouxls Kaard the DUKE of puzzles.

Birdes mayeth be pissing you off but the object of my peevedness is you, you miniscule yellow fraude.

[the-real-rouxls-kaard]

How’s Lancer doing? You keeping him fed and watered? Also more importantly what’s your hair care routine it looks great

He hangeth out with the "funne gang" a lot but I maketh sure he drinks out of the hampster bottle in yon castle towne. He also assureth me that he always haveth salsa upon his persone.

I do not knowe where he is getting it but as long as he is happy.

As for the seconde question thank thee viewer for appreciating my beauty. I use'th worm oile.

signed,

Rouxls Kaard

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Hey, Rouxls. Can you rate this word puzzle I made? It goes like this:

You're a bus driver. 8 people get on, 3 people get on, all but 2 passengers get off, 4.5 people get on, x3 the amount of people currently on the bus get on, No one gets off the bus, A man named Fred gets on the bus, 8 People get off the bus but 2 change their minds and get back on, the person with 0.5 of themselves missing finds 0.25 of themselves, and leaves the bus along 1 other person, (1+1) X 4-7 get off the bus while 3 get on, and finally, 1 person gets on, while 5 get off.

Now, how old is the bus driver?

Ah yes. What an easye puzzle. That I did solve with incredible speed due to mine intellecte. So easy in facte that I needeth not saye the answer for we all knoweth what it is.

7/10 it doth not shine a candle to the blazing difficulty of my puzzles but we needeth easy puzzles too so the worms may experience victorye before being crushed by the glorye of my ULTIMATE puzzles.

[the-real-rouxls-kaard]

Saw the "originale" star walker upon this day.

I despise that ignorante yellow freake so much. He thinketh that he is so much bettere than ME. Rouxls Kaard the DUKE of puzzles.

Birdes mayeth be pissing you off but the object of my peevedness is you, you miniscule yellow fraude.

[the-real-rouxls-kaard]

Anothere puzzle reviewe

This puzzle is without logike or reason. You cant be standinge in more than one place at the same time. Are they stupide?

0/10 very dissapointing puzzle I do not knowe why I didnt also remodele this one.

Signed,

Rouxls Kaard ;)

[the-real-rouxls-kaard]

What puzzle do you find harder? Junior Jumble or the Crossword?

The juniore jumble is the moste difficulte puzzle I have ever solved. It bringeth a tear to my eye in its complexity and beautye.

10/10 puzzle all you worms should'st taketh notes

Signed,

Rouxls Kaard ;)

[the-real-rouxls-kaard]

puzzle reviewe time!

This puzzle is a travestye. It had splendide ideas going for it but a horrific interface. Everyone knows block pushing is superior to squalide buttone pressing like the peasants do.

3/10. need'th more blocks.

signed,

Rouxls Kaard ;)

[the-real-rouxls-kaard]

Welcome to my grande blog

Welcome worms to the official blog of Rouxls Kaard.

I have'th been informed that the tumblr is "coole and hip" and will be posting mine thoughts here. Expect'th the highest qualitye puzzle reviews and excerpts from mine glorious life.

Looking for any evil despots to serve or couples that would be open to being togethere. but with me.

mine redeeming qualities:

I am intellegente. Nobodye dares to surpass my shining intellecte.

I am persistante. I shalt not give up on mine previous or future endeavors.

I am hotte. Just asketh moon guye and cloud girl.

Asks art open for more puzzles I should'th rate and to ask questions about me, the MASTER of puzzles.

Signed

Rouxls Kaard ;)