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Okay, folks! I'm still on break, but I'd like to tell you I haven't abandoned my loyal audience!

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

[OOC: OK I'm still on break but TYSM!!!]

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[OOC: I'm taking a break from this rp blog! when i get the motivation to do stuff again you'll get your asks answered!!]

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*sneaking up on Shmilk with a marker in hand*

hehehehe... moustache...

...

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"REMOVE HIS HANDS, HE DESERVES IT."

Sincerely, [@sweet-sugar-seraphim]

Whatever..

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*puts a 500ton brick on him*

AOOWW..

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*point* Bald. Bald bald

NOOOO

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*secretly inserts a singular Sage of Truth plushie in the middle of a large pile of Shadow Milk plushies before running away*

Where did this come from..

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Cheese test *throws a slice of cheese at smc*

AH- WTH-

(SHADOW MILK IDIOT FACE ASKS START NOW. MAKE HIM LOOK STUPIDER.)

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*gives you a hair cut*

…wait..

did I cut out your eyes?-

Only most of them. also. IM BALD. THANKS.

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I share it with candy apple cookie. (she likes taking bites outta sticks of butter. as a treat.)

*BURSTS THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WALL*

“MR.shadow milk.. I should KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!-“ (read most recent post to know why)

@the-6th-ancient-hero

I CAN NOT FIND THAT FUCKING POST!

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Mmm butter 🤤🤤🤤

*BURSTS THROUGH YOUR FUCKING WALL*

“MR.shadow milk.. I should KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!-“ (read most recent post to know why)

@the-6th-ancient-hero

I CAN NOT FIND THAT FUCKING POST!

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Alr. just got confused cause you are also her sometimes

????????

Is it pink and in font cause you're playing as Eternal Sugar? usually you add the @ but ik who you are so.. whatever.

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Is it pink and in font cause you're playing as Eternal Sugar? usually you add the @ but ik who you are so.. whatever.

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nickname idea: shmilk cockhead

You're getting there..! Try a bit harder and you'll get it.

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You were adventuring with dark Angel cookie when she saw you steal something

“ I thought stealing was wrong though “

Uh.. hmmm... It is a bad thing and you should never do it. but since I'm already deemed bad I can do it because it's what's expected of me. (lie)

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What in the actual fuck-