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this sat in my drafts for over a year because i was afraid of my own wisdom, but i think i’m ready now

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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

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there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!

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she is a fluffy golden pubby.... here to wag and woof! 🐶✨

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i hope everything gets easier for trans women

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no because im sick of this ngl

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Show-Off

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my delusions

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why would you do this to me

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some of you really aren’t gonna like this, but a creator’s wishes should never dictate what fan content is produced for a piece of media.

in the past, authors like anne rice have tried to limit the production of fanfiction. but at least rice was honest - she thought this infringed on her copywrite. back in the day, this was considered a valid argument to not create any fanfiction at all for her works.

do you understand what i’m saying? while you may sound valiant for placing a creator’s “discomfort” above the fan’s natural proclivities in fandom, really you’re just continuing to advocate for censorship in fan spaces.

and for anyone who is a creator, or who wants to become one - get comfortable with the rules of the internet. there will be erotic content made of your characters, there will be weird AUs made with your characters. there will be strange pairings and headcanons, no matter if you interact religiously with the fans or not. you cannot stop people from connecting with and wanting to be creative with your characters.

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battat i love yooouuuuu EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPL

the people who like mike dont like battat and the people who like battat dont like mike. ramb knows battat is mike, he's secretly smug that he knows a little secret that tenna doesn't and actually does like talking to battat and the other mikes.

ill be honest the reason why im thinking of rambtat is because there's like 3 paragraphs in a fanfic im writing where battat is thinking about why he DOESN'T want to hang out with ramb

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To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

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Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. Bunny bitea you. My Brutal Bunny Attacks

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i love tumblr i could never leave