the-real-tonystark
the-real-tonystark
Alpaca Man Stark
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Ask Blog of your fellow textbook narcissist. | Dad to Peter Parker.|| Domestically banging Stephen Strange. || Minor verbal nsfw || Rules
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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Creds: @hotdamnsebstan
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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Peter: c'mon Mr. Stark! I want to join the mission
Tony: yeah well I want an alpaca but we can’t all get what we want
Peter: you’re a literal billionaire, just buy one
Tony: huh…interesting
*a few hours later*
Stephen: you bought WHAT!?
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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Tony: we’re out of candy
Natasha: there’s been like 3 kids
Tony: yeah but one kid came dressed as me and told me he loved me so i just gave him everything
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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Peter: mr. Stark i told you that you had to wear an actual costume this year
Tony: i am!
Peter: you’re wearing a trash bag! what are you even supposed to be?
Tony: my father
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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Several of my messages date way back in January - if you would still like me to answer them I’d be more than happy to do so. But at the same time, I don’t want to annoy everyone with old asks.
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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im on a completely new account now but its me acute angle if you remember me! i go by israel now :)
How could I ever forget?
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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Holy shit tony ur alive! Guess what? I’m going to apply to MIT in a few months!!!!! Ngl, was partially influenced by you!
No prouder dad exists than in this moment. @rhodey-tinystankbestie and I loved it.
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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DAD, hi! I know you’re not really on much anymore, but I have a conditional place at uni! I just need to pass the professional writing course that I’m on rn.
I am so proud of you, you’ve got this in the bag.
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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Hi Tony! I just saw that you were back (I think, it never tells me when people posted) and I just wanted to say I missed you :) I don’t know if you remember me, but Guess what?! I’m 17 now (birthday was the 20th)! And I have a job (Though they work me on days I asked off and I work 7 hour shifts usually both weekends :/). 📸
Tumblr is so drastically different from how it was that I have to fight with it to notify me properly. Still tempted to buy this hellsite and let Pete run wild with it. Happy late birthday and congrats on the job. ❤️
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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Hello! How are you?
I’m quite well, kid, how about yourself?
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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Are you finally back? I missed you so much.... I pretty much gave up hope that you were ever going to return, to be honest.
I’m going to give it my best shot. Things have been unpleasantly busy, but that’s simmered down. I’ve missed everyone.
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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Tentatively sliding into my inbox again after doing the fun thing where I accidentally vanish for months.
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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I don’t really want to be here anymore
I love having you and I sure hope you’re still here.
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the-real-tonystark · 4 years ago
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has anyone done this for irondad yet? lmao
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the-real-tonystark · 5 years ago
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I’ve missed you more, baby sister.
@therealantoniastark Remember when I disappeared for like three months? I accidentally did that again, but for about three months squared.
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the-real-tonystark · 5 years ago
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HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN TELL YOU THE COOLEST THING IVE BEEN DOING!! So I’ve been delving into and researching the multiverse, dimensions, and trans-universal and -dimensional travel. I’ve been creating and writing out my own theories as to how time and space and the multiverse could work. My first I’ve come up with was The Outerverse Theory that describes how universes/worlds are part of either a non-controlled dimension or a being/entity controlled Godin dimension. It plays off multiverse theory
Dear Jesus that sounds complex but also entirely like something your father would enjoy @askthesorcererstrange
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the-real-tonystark · 5 years ago
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“Live for yourself, but fight for others”
I absolutely love this.
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