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When morning comes, there's just the smell of breakfast in the house. Oh lawd what time is it? It's a nice little sunday morning either way. If it is morning.

Setting a glass down quietly, Dark Cacao tilts his head ever so slightly, snapping his fingers lightly in front of the other's face.

"EarthBread to Spice? Are you alright? Do I need to start giving you water shots instead, big guy?"

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*He hums tiredly, definitely drunk.* "Hi.. Did.. yknow yer really pretty?" *He is.. the drunk.*

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"Oh no you misunderstand me. That is not a request at all."

Huh. Shadow Milk. Hun. You are getting pinned by this man.

"This is a threat, demand, and promise all in one."

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*Burning Spice makes his way through the Cacao kingdom, coming to visit Shadow Milk, as there jester has sent some silly note begging asking Spice to come.*

(( @wolfinsheepclothings @the-resolution-of-the-dragonlord SILLY OLD GAY MEN.))

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Aw,,, He chuckles a bit, closing the door behind him.

Setting a glass down quietly, Dark Cacao tilts his head ever so slightly, snapping his fingers lightly in front of the other's face.

"EarthBread to Spice? Are you alright? Do I need to start giving you water shots instead, big guy?"

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*He hums tiredly, definitely drunk.* "Hi.. Did.. yknow yer really pretty?" *He is.. the drunk.*

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"Hm. You." WHAT. Cacao. He's once again WAY too close for comfort. Eyes narrowed with a sharp grin of sorts. HELP.

( @cookieofdestruction )

*Burning Spice makes his way through the Cacao kingdom, coming to visit Shadow Milk, as there jester has sent some silly note begging asking Spice to come.*

(( @wolfinsheepclothings @the-resolution-of-the-dragonlord SILLY OLD GAY MEN.))

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A little head tilt with a soft fluster on his cheeks. He huffs, getting off the bed and heading out the room.

Setting a glass down quietly, Dark Cacao tilts his head ever so slightly, snapping his fingers lightly in front of the other's face.

"EarthBread to Spice? Are you alright? Do I need to start giving you water shots instead, big guy?"

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*He hums tiredly, definitely drunk.* "Hi.. Did.. yknow yer really pretty?" *He is.. the drunk.*

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I mean. They are IN the spire of DECEIT. No surprises there. Dark Cacao almost seems mildly amused. Who knew such a stoic man could be light on his feet like that of a dancer. He does feel a bit bad about hurting these creatures but. Yk it is life or death.

"Huh. This is not so bad."

( @cookieofdestruction )

*Burning Spice makes his way through the Cacao kingdom, coming to visit Shadow Milk, as there jester has sent some silly note begging asking Spice to come.*

(( @wolfinsheepclothings @the-resolution-of-the-dragonlord SILLY OLD GAY MEN.))

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He pauses, looking down at the other curiously. Before sighing and gently sitting next to the other on the bed, petting him gently.

"Sleep well, Spice." He really needs to. Go. At least to check on his son. Sigh.

Setting a glass down quietly, Dark Cacao tilts his head ever so slightly, snapping his fingers lightly in front of the other's face.

"EarthBread to Spice? Are you alright? Do I need to start giving you water shots instead, big guy?"

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*He hums tiredly, definitely drunk.* "Hi.. Did.. yknow yer really pretty?" *He is.. the drunk.*

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Hah gay. Anyway. Dark Cacao just mostly seems unamused but eh. A good fight or two never hurt someone in the long run. He just wished Shadow Milk would be fucking normal when things don't go his way. Gets really annoying. Stupid pretty idiotic attractive beast.

( @cookieofdestruction )

*Burning Spice makes his way through the Cacao kingdom, coming to visit Shadow Milk, as there jester has sent some silly note begging asking Spice to come.*

(( @wolfinsheepclothings @the-resolution-of-the-dragonlord SILLY OLD GAY MEN.))

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This absolute buffoon/silly. He sighs deeply, coming back and quietly driving back to his own little secluded home. More out towards the woods. Lorge house. He hums, getting out the car and carefully carrying Burning Spice into the house.

He gently plops the other on a guest bed. Is it really a guest bed tho? At this rate the room has some of the things Burning Spice likes. Minimal to look coincidental but still just enough to know that this room is typically occupied on certain occasions.

Setting a glass down quietly, Dark Cacao tilts his head ever so slightly, snapping his fingers lightly in front of the other's face.

"EarthBread to Spice? Are you alright? Do I need to start giving you water shots instead, big guy?"

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*He hums tiredly, definitely drunk.* "Hi.. Did.. yknow yer really pretty?" *He is.. the drunk.*

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Dark Cacao heaves a long sigh with a little chuckle. Finishing putting away everything before just. Looping around and picking the other up. Carrying him to his car in the parking lot.

"You are going to need a lot of water to flush all those drinks out your system for tomorrow, huh?"

He shakes his head, before going back to lock up.

Setting a glass down quietly, Dark Cacao tilts his head ever so slightly, snapping his fingers lightly in front of the other's face.

"EarthBread to Spice? Are you alright? Do I need to start giving you water shots instead, big guy?"

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*He hums tiredly, definitely drunk.* "Hi.. Did.. yknow yer really pretty?" *He is.. the drunk.*

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Dark Cacao mumbles something before shrugging with a deep sigh. Fine. Might as well get this over with. He rolls his shoulders. Here we gooo.

( @cookieofdestruction )

*Burning Spice makes his way through the Cacao kingdom, coming to visit Shadow Milk, as there jester has sent some silly note begging asking Spice to come.*

(( @wolfinsheepclothings @the-resolution-of-the-dragonlord SILLY OLD GAY MEN.))

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A gentle snort leaves him as he cleans up the counter.

"Do I need to take you home with me again, Spice? You know you can not just keep passing out at my bar. I have a kid at home."

That he really should spend more time with...

Setting a glass down quietly, Dark Cacao tilts his head ever so slightly, snapping his fingers lightly in front of the other's face.

"EarthBread to Spice? Are you alright? Do I need to start giving you water shots instead, big guy?"

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*He hums tiredly, definitely drunk.* "Hi.. Did.. yknow yer really pretty?" *He is.. the drunk.*

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Dark Cacao squints. He is going to jump that little jester. Someday. Sometime soon. Just you wait. He's literally staring up at the other like he's staring into his fucking SOUL.

".. Fine. Play by your rules as long as you can."

( @cookieofdestruction )

*Burning Spice makes his way through the Cacao kingdom, coming to visit Shadow Milk, as there jester has sent some silly note begging asking Spice to come.*

(( @wolfinsheepclothings @the-resolution-of-the-dragonlord SILLY OLD GAY MEN.))

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The way his mouth twitches is comical to say, He sighs, almost dramatically for a moment. Taking the half consumed drink away from the other.

"Alright, big guy. That's enough for you." His cheeks flush slightly.

"And you have told me this for the umpteenth time tonight." He gently pats the other's head, ruffling his hair.

Setting a glass down quietly, Dark Cacao tilts his head ever so slightly, snapping his fingers lightly in front of the other's face.

"EarthBread to Spice? Are you alright? Do I need to start giving you water shots instead, big guy?"

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*He hums tiredly, definitely drunk.* "Hi.. Did.. yknow yer really pretty?" *He is.. the drunk.*

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Bartender Cacao

I would like to inform you not much changes, aside from the fact he owns a bar and sells drinks. The bar itself is called 'The Citadel' and most of the drinks have darker themed names. Lots a chocolate in em. He mostly mans the place on his own but SOMETIMES. Sometimes Carmel Arrow and Crunchy Chip work part time to help out.

Also this is more Modern AU so the kingdoms don't exactly exist. He's a single dad, raising Dark Choco alone.

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I have a lot of AUs that literally lead nowhere but I think are very funny for all sorts of dynamic potential.

The main one I've been thinking about is literally just Dark Cacao but a bartender 😭

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"Are you man, enough?"

"𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐌𝐀𝐍. 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇?"

"Aɾҽ ყσυ MAN ENOUGH?

Tσ ƚαƙҽ ƚԋҽ BLAME ϝσɾ THIS"