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[the-robotic-spheres]

*Chatter can be heard from inside the room*

SPAAAAAAACE!!!

Can you SHUT UP?!

The square root of 3 is dog.

*Three robots can be heard booting up in a random room*

-@the-robotic-spheres

“Hm?”

[the-robotic-spheres]

What is wrong with your head?!

*The Curiosity core starts to boot up after 2 months*

*the robot yawns*

-@the-robotic-spheres

"Uhh... hello?"

[the-robotic-spheres]

Ewww... What's wrong with your legs?!

*The Curiosity core starts to boot up after 2 months*

*the robot yawns*

-@the-robotic-spheres

"Uhh... hello?"

[the-robotic-spheres]

*They look at Cee and the mini critters*

Who are you...? Oh, what's that...? What is that?

*The Curiosity core starts to boot up after 2 months*

*the robot yawns*

-@the-robotic-spheres

"Uhh... hello?"

[the-robotic-spheres]

Fact Sphere: "It is actually March 21st ERROR- DATE NOT FOUND."

its spooky month!!! :D

Its da spooky month?!

-Mod Crayon

[the-robotic-spheres]

"You are the farthest ever in space. Why me space?! 'Cause you are the best. I'M THE BEST AT SPACE!"

interesting little toys, where your meat and flesh? or are you simply just NOT like us.

"Fact: I'm The Fact Sphere"

"I'm an Adventure Sphere! Designed for danger!"

"SPAAAAAAAAAACE"

[the-robotic-spheres]

"Have yourself an amazing adventure bud!"

interesting little toys, where your meat and flesh? or are you simply just NOT like us.

"Fact: I'm The Fact Sphere"

"I'm an Adventure Sphere! Designed for danger!"

"SPAAAAAAAAAACE"

[the-robotic-spheres]

"Fact: The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."

interesting little toys, where your meat and flesh? or are you simply just NOT like us.

"Fact: I'm The Fact Sphere"

"I'm an Adventure Sphere! Designed for danger!"

"SPAAAAAAAAAACE"

[the-robotic-spheres]

"Fact: Science has advanced society more then Hedgehog ever had."

interesting little toys, where your meat and flesh? or are you simply just NOT like us.

"Fact: I'm The Fact Sphere"

"I'm an Adventure Sphere! Designed for danger!"

"SPAAAAAAAAAACE"

[the-robotic-spheres]

"Dad i'm in space! I'm proud of you son. Dad are you space?! Yes, now we are a family again."

interesting little toys, where your meat and flesh? or are you simply just NOT like us.

"Fact: I'm The Fact Sphere"

"I'm an Adventure Sphere! Designed for danger!"

"SPAAAAAAAAAACE"

[the-robotic-spheres]

"That sounds like quite the adventure!"

interesting little toys, where your meat and flesh? or are you simply just NOT like us.

"Fact: I'm The Fact Sphere"

"I'm an Adventure Sphere! Designed for danger!"

"SPAAAAAAAAAACE"

[the-robotic-spheres]

"Fact: Children are just biological advanced Groundhogs."

interesting little toys, where your meat and flesh? or are you simply just NOT like us.

"Fact: I'm The Fact Sphere"

"I'm an Adventure Sphere! Designed for danger!"

"SPAAAAAAAAAACE"

[the-robotic-spheres]

interesting little toys, where your meat and flesh? or are you simply just NOT like us.

"Fact: I'm The Fact Sphere"

"I'm an Adventure Sphere! Designed for danger!"

"SPAAAAAAAAAACE"

[the-robotic-spheres]

"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."

"Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long." 

"The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."

"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."

*The Fact Sphere looks at Kickin'*

You could stand to lose a few pounds.

The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere.

The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere.

The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome. Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.

The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant.

The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends.

“What was that first part?”

[the-robotic-spheres]

"You could stand to lose a few pounds."

"Dental floss has superb tensile strength."

"While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation." 

"Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."

"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."

*The Fact Sphere looks at Kickin'*

You could stand to lose a few pounds.

The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere.

The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere.

The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome. Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.

The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant.

The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends.

“What was that first part?”

[the-robotic-spheres]

"Haven't you ever heard of, 'Sharing is caring'?"

*Another Sphere fall through the ceiling, but instead of an orange eye, it has a green one*

-@the-robotic-spheres

“Oh?”

“What’s this?”

[the-robotic-spheres]

"If it doesn't have anything magical, why don't you want me to borrow it?"

*Another Sphere fall through the ceiling, but instead of an orange eye, it has a green one*

-@the-robotic-spheres

“Oh?”

“What’s this?”