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Hi I haven’t been on in three years but I’m not the one who sent the anon

However

I am the one now wife-ing him

In three weeks.

Well I've had a pretty big crush on lifeofacollegebandkid for a while...

Aww that’s great!! @lifeofacollegebandkid is a really nice guy!! :)

Thanks for sharing, anon! <3

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when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:

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my mom’s getting too into the meme game

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When you see a really good post but there’s some form of guilt tripping to reblog it added on at the end

(ID: A screenshot of Marge from the Simpsons looking dismally at the camera with one arm raised. A caption underneath her reads “It’s true, but I’m not reblogging it.” End ID)

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People have executive dysfunction people have intimacy issues

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There is also a death for the immortal jellyfish. He is very bored.

Artwork by Chris Gugliotti [webcomic | tumblr]

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imagine thinking nail polish is a gendered thing. unnecessary shiny adornment has no gender, if anything it’s more crow than human

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thinking about those toy pizzas where the slices velcro together

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we all have our fun jokes at Tom Nook’s expense, but real talk: if any land owning real estate developers out there want to just give me a small house with an interest free loan that I never have to pay off if I don’t want to, but if I do pay it off they will give me a bigger home that I also never have to pay off and that loan is also entirely interest free then honestly you will be my hero. please get in touch with me at any time so we can arrange this.