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Good point. Haven't done Pokemon roll call in a while. Here lemme get the ones I see the most.

(Bee WHISTLES.)

(Pets include: Rocky the Steelix)

(Lord Might the Typhlosion)

(Zambie the Gengar)

(And an unnamed pack of baby Budews that roam the garden.)

Hey Bee? Trisha just texted me about her realizing that she does have more Pokémon that are compatible and she thinks that there might be a Tepig when I told her that we might have a new Pokémon egg via anon. Assuming we haven’t found the egg yet. She’s busy trying to make a list of what Pokémon she has and who is capable of making eggs …..as well as how many eggs she might have to look out for at her place.

(texting texting) Yeah I haven't found the egg, like, ever... you think it's a Tepig? I'm down for that, I like the chonky pigs. Not the actual LeChonk pigs, I haven't played that game.

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Hey Bee? Trisha just texted me about her realizing that she does have more Pokémon that are compatible and she thinks that there might be a Tepig when I told her that we might have a new Pokémon egg via anon. Assuming we haven’t found the egg yet. She’s busy trying to make a list of what Pokémon she has and who is capable of making eggs …..as well as how many eggs she might have to look out for at her place.

(texting texting) Yeah I haven't found the egg, like, ever... you think it's a Tepig? I'm down for that, I like the chonky pigs. Not the actual LeChonk pigs, I haven't played that game.

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Noncomprehensive list of Gfonts icons that are also Myst

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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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In the spirit of Sexual Sunday, feel free to send 💞 + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!

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Can You draw more bumblebee in sexy clothes

I mean, sure! I don't have any handy though, lemme pull some outfits outta the closet. Uuuh...

(And unexpectedly, he whoofs and groans.)

Oh man, it's getting harder to tightlace...

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(Now he's not eating the stick as much as playing with it. THe new stick dips back and forth from one corner of his mouth to the other.) Well I know Sit Down Tug o' War where you grapple your hands and pull back, first one whose back touches the ground wins. I know Blind Tag, where you have to echolocate the other bots and smack them in the face. I know how to play Mancala where you move the little beads around the board, but I suck at it. And I know Truckway.

blindxptimism "Haha, sure! I brought these for you though, bud but we can share them!"

They're better when you share them! (Bee casually chews on a stick out of the corner of his mouth.) Have you ever played stick chicken? You and a friend eat from both sides of the rust stick, and the first one to flinch loses?

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(Yep, he broke. He's giggling up a storm.)

(Bee's suppressing his laughter, but it's still coming through in his voice.) At the same time.

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(resting his optics) I promise I won't spy on you.

The big predicon leans over, looking concerned. "You okay over there?"

I'm very anticapitalist lately, Icy.

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(Bee's suppressing his laughter, but it's still coming through in his voice.) At the same time.

You know what, that's SUPER valid. The fullness is the best part.

It's like the ONE kind of Bumblebee you don't want in your snooch, right?

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I've seen it on cartoons and stuff but I don't think I've ever actually played it! I would be SO good at it! Watch!

(Bee and his big ol' mouth just omnoms a whole stick. Very satisfying crunching noises as he chews on it!)

blindxptimism "Haha, sure! I brought these for you though, bud but we can share them!"

They're better when you share them! (Bee casually chews on a stick out of the corner of his mouth.) Have you ever played stick chicken? You and a friend eat from both sides of the rust stick, and the first one to flinch loses?

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You know what, that's SUPER valid. The fullness is the best part.

It's like the ONE kind of Bumblebee you don't want in your snooch, right?

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Aw damn, I missed it... was it fun, at least?

​I gotta be honest, Bee. I'm not really into pregnancy. Like, the orbeez were fun, but it was nicer when you did them. I think I just like getting filled up more than I like stuff coming out of me!

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blindxptimism "Haha, sure! I brought these for you though, bud but we can share them!"

They're better when you share them! (Bee casually chews on a stick out of the corner of his mouth.) Have you ever played stick chicken? You and a friend eat from both sides of the rust stick, and the first one to flinch loses?

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I wanna back ride...

(Bee gently climbs up one of her legs and settles his weight against her back.) I'll just be your remora for a little while.

The big predicon leans over, looking concerned. "You okay over there?"

I'm very anticapitalist lately, Icy.

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Orion heard something about you wanting to eat and nap! He can't help with the last part of that, but he's brought you a tin of rust sticks he pilfered off some old rust bucket cogged mech that bumped into him earlier that day!

!!! OH MY COG!

Snackies! (Bee climbs up on the nearest seat and pats it.) Come sit with me so we can eat these together!