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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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pixiv artists will draw a cute girl and then add the sign of Mars next to her to indicate she is a warrior?

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if i have you blocked it's because you deserve it* and if you have me blocked it's because you have judged me in error²

*or i did it accidentally, or it was arbitrary because i was irritated, or you have since changed as a person

2 - this one is just true

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lets play inappropriate touching with mama

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friend of mine was sleeping whilst another friend and i were talking about nonsense. at some point we were talking about how trains honked anyway in the no horn zone that we had both lived in at one point. either without waking up, or waking up so briefly as to not disturb her sleep, our sleeping friend turned over to face us and solemnly intoned "Trains are required by federal law to sound the horn three times at a grade crossing". then she was gone again. we shook her gently- no response, out cold. she didn't remember it in the morning.

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Couldn't afford midjourney so I sent Greirat off to Irythill to steal some art (they've probably got some paintings lying around).

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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we need to make more trans girls big and round

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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

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does anyone want to admit

they have a crush on me

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(bringing a girl to my apartment) so this is my living room, this is where i chill out and watch movies (she stares really intently at something and points at it) oh that? that's just my sexual fixation. i like to keep it out in the open so guests can see it. do you like it?

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