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stan doodles yay yay yay

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here, have this shitty redraw I did for a warmup

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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Okay, alright, listen!

I know you're all busy thirsting over Stan right now, which is understandable... BUT

...no, i'm running out of excuses.

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR ANOMALIES, STRANGE OLD MAN!!

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Hopefully he win that moola 💰

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s(tan)turday

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generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

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not now kitten, daddy has to write strange self indulgent fan fiction.

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everybody has a thing that they pay special attention to on their fellow man. some people get a lot out of someone’s eyes. some people get a lot out of a person’s smile. as i’m sure is completely unsurprising to anyone who’s read satisfaction, mine is hands. you can just tell so much about someone from their hands! the kind of life they’ve lead before and what they're leading now. you can paint your nails or moisturize or massage away blisters, but you can’t cover up the callouses you’ve gotten from years of labor. you can’t hide the way you grasp something, the twitches, the tics, the muscle in the meat of your palms and fingers, the steadiness or dexterity or lack thereof. and i know i'm biased when i say this but you know stan's hands are big. you know his hands are rough. years and years and years not only of tough fights but of hard work on half-assed taxidermy and unforgiving machinery. and he’d wanna use them, grabbing and groping and squeezing, he'd be a tactile guy, wanting to feel everything he possibly can, and he'd be a little too rough at times, not thinking of his own strength, and the only thing better than that is when he'd use those big rough hands to be gentle. the sublime pleasure of feeling a hand strong enough to break your fingers hold them gently. coarse flesh on his palm rubbing against the softest parts of you. you do not need a mouth to devour. the hands can be just as hungry. and i know he'd be starving

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PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

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i had someone asking to see a little bit of Stan from the Fan Club ko-fi, and i thought i'd share his half of the duo in service :)

full version with Ford (and shirtless version) is available for paid supporters on the page! thank you everyone for your patience

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I don't know what I did but I'll do all the good that I can

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scaryoke stanley call me plz

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Badass Grunkle nr 1 fr fr

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Badass grunkles and random stuff

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Wouldn't you know it! Another drawing of a hairy old man in his underwear!

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anatomy practice ft. stan