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ster: everytime im near jerma something bad happens

jerma: proceeds to make the worst sounds ever made

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🐉✨

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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Drew my Ark plushie’s fit that I bought a while back wahoo

This guy was handmade by yours truly. I spent a total of four days on this, with one day where I just focused on embroidering the face (~6 hours). He’s just a little guy

Bonus:

Nobody asked but here’s a closeup of his face

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You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

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Drew this while watching jerma stream

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the white mage at the end of limina

luminous and ark staring back

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an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

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When the Abyss Calls

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I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasn’t been doing much since then.

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Jooyeon doing the numetal pose…. Joometal pose if you will

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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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Second attempt of drawing male Rover didn’t turn out as disastrous as I thought

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it’s them