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Oh please, this is what a bass looks like

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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Darth Hader

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“Yeah he’s a small medium at large.”

Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who just escaped from prison??

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“Did you hear about the psychic dwarf who just escaped from prison??”

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and anything else you may be, i present to you on this glorious day, the derpiest animal that has ever graced this planet with it’s angelic presence... The Pallas Cat

I mean just look at these classy motherfuckers.

The Pallas Cat is an animal (specifically a cat I assume) that is native to a country and is closely related to some other animal. It has a face, four legs and a tail.

And that is all for today, stay classy Tumblr.

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The Kanye Quest:

One day, Kanye West

awoke from his Kanye Rest

he made himself look his Kanye Best,

by putting on his chainmail Kanye Vest,

that featured a lovely Kanye Crest,

that really livened up his Kanye Chest,

and set out on his Kanye Quest,

to seek the fabled Kanye Chest,

guarded by a terrible Kanye Pest.

From his village he headed Kanye West,

and he travelled through a terrible Kanye Tempest

to arrive at the beast’s Kanye Nest,

and stabbed the beast in it’s Kanye Breast,

which was his toughest Kanye Test.

He returned home with the Kanye Chest,

and the people held for him a Kanye Fest

for he rid the land of a terrible Kanye Pest,

and he lived out his days in peace and Kanye Rest...

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007 Agent Ramirez:

“The name is Ramirez,

de la Rosa Ramirez,

Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez,

Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez,

Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez,

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.”

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“D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROOOOOOOOOP THE BASS!!!!!!!!”

“What the fuck man that was my dads bass”