the-snambulance

[the-snambulance]

hey snambufans! We haven’t been able to snambupost a lot since snail was away on… heh, important snambuisiness. But we are back and ready to answer any very important and snerious questions regarding the snambulance snofficial movie.

have a snonderful day snambufans!

[the-snambulance]

joe-chan, this is unacceptable! you cannot keep harassing people on the internet! this is a snerious place!

wtf is happening who is cockroach joe

my irl friend 😭😭😭😭

[the-snambulance]

i think you should go do something nice for yoursnelf, i hope you have a nice snevening and a wonderful rest your day.

would you?

I would, dear snambufan joe-chan.

[the-snambulance]

i like watching boys kiss and hold hands

Thank you for this insight, dear snambufan.

[the-snambulance]

would you?

I would, dear snambufan joe-chan.

[the-snambulance]

hello snambufans. jolly good day innit.

[the-snambulance]

hello snambufans. Snail is very happy to announce that Snambulance: The Snofficial Movie is now in production and will be coming to every theater near you. This is very snerious.

Starring Duane “The Rock” Johnson as Manbulance and Matthew Lillard as Snail.

Josh Hutcherson as Pennyfarther.

Danny Gonzalez as Brick.

Every other character will be played by Chris Pratt.

Thank you Snambufans for all the snupport on this project. Remember how snerious this is.

[the-snambulance]

this is snerious joe-chan. you cant be saying this.

i love kids

[the-snambulance]

hey snambufans! 🐌❤️🚑

new snofficial art just dropped! 💕

[the-snambulance]

Hey snambufans, I am disappointed in the actions of my good friend over at @cockroachjoe-official

due to the recent allegations of creatureism, I will no longer be associated with Joe-chan.

I hope I am snunderstood in my snactions, as this is very snerious.

~ manbulance

[the-snambulance]

hey snamanbufans.

felt snerious. might snelete later.

[the-snambulance]

wee woo wee woo. these are the words of manbulance. this is serious.

[the-snambulance]

where it all began… ah, how naive we were back then…

[the-snambulance]

Hey Manbulence, I have some information to pass onto you. I've begun to expect that Cockroach Joe is a snerious criminal!

You can’t be snerious. I’ll have to sneriously sninvestigate this.

[the-snambulance]

would snail ever open up about sner dark side?

you’ll have to be patient. sner dark side is a snerious matter.

[the-snambulance]

snambulance i’m failing world history quick tell me about the mughal empire

Why learn history when you could learn the Snambulance lore? It’s more serious.

[the-snambulance]

is this serious?

This is serious. Don’t snatronize me.