connor, the fuck are you doing? - they/he (pfp by @whyycherry on twitter)
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Robots with extend-o arms that coil you into a tight hug.
Robots with a screen face that display a heart whenever you're around.
Robots who trust you to know where their power-off switch is located.
Robots who triple back-up the memories they forge when they're with you.
Robots who weren't quite built for love, but that didn't stop them from trying.
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‘You’ve made an old lady very happy’

‘Abigail’s best girl!’ NO SHE ISNT. GRANNY EVELYN IS GOATED
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mods are asleep for xmas, time to post hole

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i don't think "bluesky" or "cohost" or "pillowfort" exist i think y'all are just making up words, to me
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Alright campers, I heard from an anonymous source that SOMEONE’s got their hands on the hatchet handle, swinging on the youth it’s a hatchet scandal.
Not. Cool. Dudes.

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One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other
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Nerdy Prudes is so funny, it's like: Local prude Grace Chasity has one (1) sexual fantasy. Six dead, four injured, one driven insane.
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Lords in Black but they're just normal high schoolers, nothing bad on their mind 💚
"Redraw" of this drawing I did in February when we didn't have HD pics of them yet (I love it still, just wanted to draw it in a different style)
Close-ups under cut
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q!aimsey mari lwyd purgatory welsh realness
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