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a ha ha

i like a girl and i know she likes girls and idk i might have a shot idk but my friend likes me and idk what to do because the only love i have for her is bromantic woop

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rumor has it if you put your ear in a hot dog bun you can hear danny devito waking up in the morning

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looks like jafar

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why does keanu reeves look like sevarus snape

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Hey I’m sad

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will someone light me on fire

either romanticly or litterally

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I JUST WANT THE CARD

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And who fell of his chair yet again?

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i have to wear a dress for the first time in actual years and i’m feeling so dysphoric rn

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the new gaming vid gave us a great new meme

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i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

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@amazingphil

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Relax. Take even, slow breaths.

Its over. Its done. And its ok.

You’re ok.