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“Don’t be dramatic” WRONG. I am shakespeare and I cannot be controlled.

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If this gets 5,000 notes (excluding comments so you can’t spam) I’ll post recordings of myself performing as plankton in SpongeBob the musical

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OMFG I AM SUMMONING THE TROOPS

@gimmick-thief BEANY WAS KIDNAPPED AND IS BEING THREATENED FUCKING HELP US

@the-gimmick-simp MY KID WAS FUCKING KIDNAPPED GRAB THE LIST PLEASE

@queer-military-authorities THIS HAS GOT TO BE ILLEGAL TELL YOUR MILITARIES TO HELP

IF YOU SEE THIS GIMMICK OR NOT PLEASE HELP US BEAN IS KIDNAPPED

THE BEAN AEGIS MOVEMENT (BAM) WILL NOT BE DEFEATED

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I’m tempted to tell my IRL friends about the gimmickverse.

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Kinda homophobic for the pretty girls to be straight

[the-state-of-georgia-official]

hey did you know you can just. reblog any post with “10k to me”. even it already has 10k you can still do it

you can’t do it to this one though

[the-state-of-georgia-official]

I s'pose I can reblog since Denmark asked

Oh yeah, I did promise I would do this. Uh…

If this post reaches 5000 notes I’ll post a picture of myself wearing cat ears (face covered)

And I didn’t promise this but fuck we ball, if this post reaches 10k notes I’ll try to read Homestuck and I’ll blog about it as I go

Only rule is no spamming the comments/replies as anything in that section will not be counted. Good luck.

[the-state-of-georgia-official]

ah...well, I reckon I could help stop an apocalypse maybe...

alright fine, I concede to my fate, darlin'

I'll survive...probably

Reblog my poll boy 🫵🏻

[the-state-of-georgia-official]

I've not seen that show yet, Illinois, hun-

On a scale from 1-10 how wild would y'all say it is?

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yes ma'am, auntie...😔

I'll make sure to go to bed early tonight

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Oh well that's fair I guess, shug'! I'll help y'all get that bakery money ^^

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Y'all're tellin' me I gotta work? Also whaddaya mean "totally not criminal activity", honey? Are y'all out here committin' crimes?-

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[the-state-of-georgia-official]

sure, why not, I like hugs anyways ^^

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I put you in between the pages of an old book, hun ^^

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peaches! ^^

OKAY GUYS WE’RE MAKING A SANDWICH NOW

JUST REBLOG THE LAST PERSON

IM STARTING

BREAD

[the-state-of-georgia-official]

how's your day today, hun? ^^

Welcome to Utah!

Hello, and welcome to that one state in the Midwest of America! We have Christians, The Great Salt lake, A weird absence of wildlife, and High School Musical!

(Legally, I am not the state of Utah, or more accurately it's government.)

(He/Him)