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Is there a space somewhere for previously gay people who now feel more heterosexual and are tired of lesbians screaming about identities and who’s in and who’s out.

Thanks, your now local lgbtq ally

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Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

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1. “the erotic oyster”

2. “written on the body” by jeanette winterson

3. “rebecca and her lover ate oysters” by karen finneyfrock

4. “her breast is fit for pearls” by emily dickinson

5. “tipping the velvet” by sarah waters (quoted in “gay and lesbian historical fiction: sexual mystery and post-secular narrative” by n. jones)

6. “blue is the warmest colour” 2013

7. “#oystergate” by katie mcgrath (& ivana milicevic)

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do you ever just think how men are allowed to look like shit at every second of the day. teenage boys are just allowed to have acne, old men are just allowed to have wrinkles. men can just go outside as they are and be attractive, women do it and they’re ‘sporting a natural look’

imagine if ed sheeran was a woman. he wouldn’t have a career

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So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life

A MANSION

And the inside is actually beautiful??????

Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??

It also had a second fancy entrance???

Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)

Like what is she hiding 

But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America

Also!

It was a pokestop!

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no offense but some of you need to make a little birdhouse in your soul

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frozen grape dipped in chilled water

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Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

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kanye west? john legend? miri ben ari? a dancing bear?

when will i wake up from this wonderful dream?

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s/o to all the girls with hairy tummies, hairy arms, hairy knuckles, bushy eyebrows, deep set under-eye circles, and hyper-pigmentation of their skin. s/o to girls with “man-hands,” “masculine-framed bodies,” brown eyed, dark skinned, acne scarred bodies, and stretch-mark scarred bodies. 

i hope that you love yourself as much as i love you and that someday you meet people who love you as much as you love yourself. 

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