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Xe tired, but xyr hair

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The duality of DC

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Today the kids wanted to play Takeaway. I don’t mind playing Takeaway, because I can usually do something else with my hands. My role is to place an order on my pretend phone, and receive it from the delivery driver. I’m quite good at Takeaway.

Bear, aged 8, was the leader of this particularly chaotic takeaway. I overheard them pretending to phone another customer - customer order 125 - and explaining that their delivery would be delayed by approximately fifteen minutes due to a “rockslide.”

“Hey, wait a minute, what was that?” I asked.

“Are you order number 125?”

“No, I’m order number 165.”

Bear said severely, “we don’t give information about other people’s orders.”

“That’s very professional,” I said, “but what was that about a rockslide?”

Bear said, “that’s not your order.”

“Sorry,” i said, justly chastened. “Was it a big rockslide? Is it on the news?”

“If you need information about your order, you will get it.”

My pretend phone then pretend rang, so I had to answer it. It was the takeaway.

“Number 165? Your order will be delayed by five minutes.”

“Oh,” I said, “why?”

“Because that’s the time it takes us answering all your stupid questions.”

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It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.

[the-sword-lesbian]

Got a vague story idea about a researcher in an alchemical lab who's studying the healing properties of unicorn blood since they've been nearly hunted to extinction. Overexposure to the blood causes mutations and such and there's a containment breach and she starts to transform into a sort of hybrid. She is forced to flee from the facility and government forces.

(Not sure if I'll ever write it, it's mostly just the plot of District 9)

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I've been on estrogen for over 5 years now, and the effects have been incredible. Hip size, chest size, skin quality, hair quality, fat distribution, even face shape. I feel like very few parts of my body remain the same way they used to be. Dysphoria is a rarity nowadays. I don't even really have to try to pass anymore. Even with no makeup and rather androgynous clothes, I never get misgendered. I just exist naturally like this. It gives me a joyful, powerful feeling.... This euphoria.... Surely, this is what even gods yearn to possess. There can be no grander fate than this

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Brazil just had the biggest false flag "communist" terror attack since the military dictatorship lmao

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The cruelty of racist white men.

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

[the-sword-lesbian]

average tgirl experience of saying "we need to kiss" every few days and then continuing to be stuck hours and miles away. but still we must express that we need to kiss, it's important that this gets said

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I just know there are tech bros out there who watched movies from the Alien franchise and are absolutely convinced things would have turned out differently if they were in charge of the exact scenarios

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Sits on your dash

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Huntr/x don't miss!

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day 1 - confessions

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so Bobby has a shirt of the girls but consider the girls having a Bobby shirt ✨

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and then the honmoon turned rainbow. which could mean nothing