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happy gay time guys shout out to my homies homosexuals

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I know, but I did nothing to you so I’m just gonna evade you until I get my right to due process

Now, don’t run! I’ll try to make it quick, but not too quick.

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I dont know about you but I suddenly feel a strong urge to run

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Okay, idea, we team up, I distract Hetch, you run, that way you don’t get shot and I get to mess with Hetch more :)

It’s the perfect compromise

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Please be my knight in shining armor, I’m feeling threatened

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Now, don’t run! I’ll try to make it quick, but not too quick.

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I dont know about you but I suddenly feel a strong urge to run

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Hunted for sport? Why can’t Hetch go after someone more dangerous? Like I’m sure security would be a more fun trophy to hunt

Bad taste though, metal and wires, ew

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Cause thats his precious wire dog cat thing, idk if he’d want to hunt it

but blue if i’m dead by morning from the awful hands of authority you must avenge me with the power of friendship do you hear me be that little pony and stomp the shit out of this place

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Not even a herring to your name? :(

Hetch is such a cruel dictator to take someone’s fish away

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Man I wish I had even a minnow but I think that’s the least of my problems

I’m probably being hunted for sport right now

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Thats. Totally comforting. Mhm totally.

Did you miss me?

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You’re still alive.

I thought that due to your genetic instability that you melted into a puddle. It would’ve been a good day.

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Not even a sardine? :(

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Not even sardines man im broke in fish and in money but thats not the topic

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Psst Sneeg pretend I’m whispering, you should weaponize the dorsal fin of a salmon, they’re shocking pointy, or a bass they’d also work but you didn’t hear anything from me

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Im so fucked man I dont have a fish to my name

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Yeahhh totally for fun

anyways for no reason at all nice knowing you guys again no reason for all

Did you miss me?

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You’re still alive.

I thought that due to your genetic instability that you melted into a puddle. It would’ve been a good day.

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uhhh

What if no?

Did you miss me?

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You’re still alive.

I thought that due to your genetic instability that you melted into a puddle. It would’ve been a good day.

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don’t you insult my fish friend like that you’re insulting me too

Did you miss me?

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You’re still alive.

I thought that due to your genetic instability that you melted into a puddle. It would’ve been a good day.

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The pranks are getting nefarious for this.

Alrighty! Now that that’s all been taken care of, the lock down is over! Feel free to move around and stretch your legs!

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You ok Sneeg?

Yeah, just pissed at the whole situation. He keeps locking us in for no apparent reason and expects me to just be fine with it? Nope.

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Holy motherfucking shit.

Alrighty! Now that that’s all been taken care of, the lock down is over! Feel free to move around and stretch your legs!

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OOC POST

guys look at this funny meme

bro can never win

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Sneeg what’s your favorite board game?

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My Two Homes, no explanations.